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Showing posts with label quirks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label quirks. Show all posts

Saturday, March 5, 2011

By the Way

I was checking out some of the message boards for "The Office", I find this show hysterically funny and brutally honest. I started noticing a bunch of whiny bastards complaining how un-funny the show has become, a mere shadow of its once former glory. & I thought "What the fuck? Why are you watching a show you hate? Is just so you can have cannon fodder on the boards?" Which led me into a discussion w/ SB & I came to a startling conclusion. It's useless having debates. People become so defensive by the oppositions statements that they become even more entrenched in their beliefs. I know this to be true, I've done it myself w/ anti-choice proponents.

And on a completely unrelated note, why the hell was Corey Haim left out of the "In Memoriam" portion of the Academy Awards? Hello, "First Born" "Murphy's Romance", "Lucas"? "Lucas" for Christ's Sake?! Morons!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

69 Odd Questions

It's meme day brought to you courtesy of www.bzoink.com.


Are your parents married or divorced? Married and still in love after 40+ years

Are you a vegetarian? Was in college as most of the food was inedible. Now I have one meatless dish per week.

Do you believe in Heaven?Yes

Have you ever come close to dying? Seriously ill yes, dying no.

What jewelry do you wear 24/7?None. I prefer to be unadorned.

Are you eating? Salad w/ Balsamic dressing.

Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Of course.

Do you wear makeup? Yes, it makes my allergy eyes less noticeable.

Would you ever have plastic surgery? If it was free, I'd get all the fat sucked out of my gut.

What do you wear to bed? A smile.

Have you ever done anything illegal? Like I'm gonna tell you.

Can you roll your tongue? Roll and twist, I'm multi-talented.

Do You have a boyfriend or girlfriend? YES, the most amazing person I've met.

Do you believe in Abortions? Yes, emphatically Yes.

What is your Hair color? Heh heh. I just got my coloured about an hour ago. It's red w/ blonde tips. I look like 50 kinds of awesome.

Future child's name, boy and girl? Not that it's gonna happen, but names I really like are Asher for a boy and Lily for a girl.

Do you smoke? NO! Especially after my Grammy died of lung cancer.

If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be? Lake Como near Milan.

Do you sleep with stuffed animals? They sleep on the floor next to me.

If you won the lottery, what would you do first? Pay off all my debts. Goodbye student loans!

Gold or silver? Silver always.

Hamburger or hot dog? Oh damn, depends on my mood.

If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Some form of potatoes.

City, beach or country? A beach that's easily accessible to the city and country.

What was the last thing you touched? The keyboard. duh.

Where did you eat last? In my room/loft/ the 'rents house.

Whens the last time you cried? Saturday after I discovered I had a flat tire and was running late.

Do you read blogs? Yes and they are very different from each other.

Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? Why not?

Ever been involved with the police? No.

What's your favorite shampoo/conditioner and soap? Anything by The Body shop. (see previous post to understand why)

Do you talk in your sleep? From what I've been told, yes.

Ocean or pool? Ocean. Pools don't compare.

What's your favorite song at the moment? Electric Feel by MGMT. Wish they would play here in the Capital District.

Have you ever had a cavity? Name one person whose never had a cavity.

Window seat or aisle seats? I honestly don't care.

Ever met anyone famous? Yes. Great White when I was 14. First concert ever too! Denis the lead singer of Voivod. Last and certainly not least Bruce Campbell Evil Dead fame. He's so dreamy.

Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life? No lots of bumps and bruises up until last year. I'm getting there.

Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? I'm Italian, they force you to twirl.

What is your fave sport to play? Kick ball. I rock it the middle school way.

Basketball or football? Neither, not coordinated enough.

When was the last time you went to the bathroom? I peed about 20 minutes ago.

Do you drive a stick? Ha! I can barely drive automatic. So what I'm saying is no.

Cake or ice cream? Cake with ice cream. Best of both worlds.

Are you self-conscious? Only sometimes.

Do you like any of your close friends? Well they wouldn't be my friends if I didn't like them.

Have you ever given money to a bum? In Mexico, a mere pittance to Americans.

Have you been in love? For the first time ever w/ Sexy Beast. He was worth the wait.

Where do you wish you were? Living in a house w/ Sexy Beast.

On MySpace why is the 1st person on ur top 8 there? I have no idea what yr talking about.

Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Surprisingly enough, no.

Can you tango? Not very well.

Last gift you received? Sexy Beast gave me a Dethklok T-shirt in June.

What occasion did you receive your gift? Just 'cause he loves me.

Last thing you spent lots of money on? My cut, colour and wax.

Where do you live? Schenectady, NY and I am not ashamed.

Last wedding attended. Not really a wedding but cocktail reception. My cousin Sara on the Boston Harbour.

Favorite restaurant? So many but right now Van's Vietnamese.

What is your favorite kind of car? Honda Element. I'm being more practical than fanciful. As for fantasy, BMW convertible.

Most hated food(s) Mushrooms, every seafood except scallops, and eggplant.

Most loved food(s)? Potatoes, rare steak, and lima beans.

Can you sing? Can't sing but I got soul.

Person on your mind? My friend Matt.

What's your least fave chores? Ugh all of them.

Favorite drink? Vodka w/ grapefruit juice.

Currently have a Crush? My Sexy Beast.

How long was your longest drive in a car? 5 or 6 hours to Martha's Vineyard. Damn Massholes!

Why do you do MySpace surveys? I don't. But I do do facebook quizzes. Just for a laugh.

Do you know who Nick Tyo is? No, I'm old.

Monday, August 25, 2008

Oh Bother!

One of my favourite Walt Whitman quotes is "Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes." Right on, Walt! I consider being contrary a charming aspect of my personality. Please note I did not use the word "hypocritical", there is a world of difference.

My point is, and I do have one, I detest honey. It's vile bee vomit as far as I'm concerned. However, I use honey shampoo and conditioner, honey glycerin soap (both made by The Body Shop) and honey and orange peel body lotion (Burt's Bees). What gives, you may ask? I have no earthly idea, the shit works good.

And this from a woman that spent 20 minutes trying to open an organic lime soda juice thing, only to be revolted and threw it out because it tasted GOD DAMNED HONEY. *shudder* shock horror vomit.

I live you with another ode to Mr. Whitman via Homer J. Simpson "Damn you Walt freakin' Whitman. Leaves of Grass, my ass!"