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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

All Dressed in Ivory

First batch o' pics from our nuptials:

On the hanger at the suite

Pockets, yes! I did have a hat on at one point but I was SWEATING like a whore in church.

Reverse French manicure & wedding band.
Pedicure to match my shoes

More to come!

Monday, June 27, 2011

Watch this Space

I'm on vacation, be back later to blab about the wedding......

Sunday, June 26, 2011

The Morning After

Today we ripped off a blogger known as blogger and blog named PT-LawMom. It is not her first trip to this rodeo, we've victimized her once before, in August 2008. Since it's long we will do it in parts. She does not say where she ripped it. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The Seriously Random Question Meme, Part 3 (The Final Edition)

Cheers to all of us thieves!

41. Who was the last person you went shopping with? Sara, she forgot to bring underwear to the wedding

42. What is something you need to go shopping for? Items not bought from the registry

43. Do you have the same first name as one of your relatives? My blood related family? No. SB's family? Yes

44. What kind of car do (did) your parents drive? They have a GMC truck and a silver Honda Accord, which according to my mother, it fucking sucks. Apparently, she's hated it since she bought it two years ago.

45. Are you rich? In personality

46. If you could spend one intimate night with a celebrity, no questions asked, never to see them again, who would it be? Michael Goorjian

48. What famous person do you look like? Feel free to use this facial match program by clicking here. Show us at least the celeb photo. WOW! That sucked....I got a blonde Japanese guy & then the douche bag from Linkin Park.....double plus ungood!

49. What is the most daring thing you've done recently? Got married

50. Say you were given a pregnancy test right now. Would you pass or fail? FAIL...thank God

51. Which sex scandal of the last decade bothers you the most? None of them bother me

52. Do you know anyone in jail/prison? No

53. What are your plans (or what have you done) for this weekend? I got's been a long two days

54. Have you ever woken up and not known where you were? Yes

55. What were you doing at midnight last night?? Sleeping

56. Last restaurant you went to? The Stockade Inn

57. How many hours did you sleep for last night? 5 I think

58. Which is more distracting: Sexting while driving or sex while driving? Sex

59. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Yes, I have no doubt

60. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle? Yes...I highly recommend it

60 1/2. If you haven't "liked" us (WTIT) on facebook and would like to, click here. Thanks, friends! That doesn't count!

Thursday, June 23, 2011


Today’s topic is your (personal) top 10 music picks. No need to link videos.
Hmmm....kinda broad...not specific goes

1. "White Horse" by Goldfrapp
2. "I Know what I am" by Band of Skulls
3. "The Dog Days are over" by Florence + the Machine
4. "Blind Mary" by Gnarls Barkley
5. "Over the Hills and Far Away" by Led Zeppelin
6. "Lovely Rita" by The Beatles
7. "Ping Pong" by Stereolab
8. "Heretics" by Andrew Bird
9. "Last Time in Paris" by Queensryche
10. "See a Little Light" by Bob Mould

Monday, June 20, 2011


1) You're late for work because you overslept, but your boss hates over-sleepers. He does love entertaining stories, so create the most outlandish excuse as to why you were late. Kidnapped by lesbian atheist pirates

2) Where do you get your favorite sandwich? What’s on (in?) it? My favourite sandwich (which I have not had in over 10 years) is from The Union Inn. It's called a Rachel, turkey breast on rye bread w/ Swiss cheese and cole slaw...the only time I eat cole slaw

3) When was the last time you went somewhere alone just to be alone for an extended period? February when SB goes away for a week ice fishing

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Hiya Pappy!

Today we ripped off a blogger known as blogger and blog named PT-LawMom. It is not her first trip to this rodeo, we've victimized her once before, in August 2008. Since it's long we will do it in parts. She does not say where she ripped it. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The Seriously Random Question Meme, Part 2

Cheers to all of us thieves!

21. Have you ever had a garage sale? I've a part of my mother's many garage sales

22. What color is your cell phone? black

23. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had? A drink I invented! I call the Tootsie's diet Dr. Pepper and chocolate whipped cream vodka

24. Are you happy right now? Yes

25. Who came over to your house last? Melissa

26. Do you drink beer? Occasionally

27. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted? Everyday for the 1st 6 years of my life

28. What is your favorite key on your key chain? I don't have one....stupid question

29. What was the last movie you watched at home? Pulp Fiction....mostly because SB got sick of me screaming around the house, "ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

30. What is in your pocket? I have no pockets

31. Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife? the interwebs

32. Where do you hurt? I'm not in any pain

33. Has someone ever made you a build a bear? Ha! no

34. What’s something fun you did today? the day has just started for me so I really can't say

35. What is your favorite aisle at Target? Oooh! Tough but I really love health and beauty

36. When is your birthday? 21 October

37. Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror? My parking pass and a lavender air freshener

38. How many states in the US have you been to? 10: Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Florida, Illinois, Texas, Washington

39. What kind of milk do you drink? skim

40. What are you going to do after this? either clean or work out

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Kick the Bucket

10 things we haven’t done yet that we would really like to do. Kind of a mini-bucket-list. What’s on your list?

1. See the Violent Femmes live
2. Be debt free
3. Travel to New Zealand
4. Finish the house
5. Lose weight & keep it off
6. Try not to be such an asshole to myself
7. Shop at the Betsy Johnson boutique in NYC
8. Vacation for entire summer
9. Get published
10. Get freaky outside

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Disaster Area

I don't know about you but I had a great Memorial Weekend! I had some amazing beer, Saranac Summer Brew (it's a shandy!), relaxed w/ some great friends and BEST of all we had some great great great food.

SB busted out our new chicken roaster for the grill. There's even a tiny pan that holds beer, so we can still have beer can chicken. SB used a super secret rub & WOWEE, it was incredible.

SB also barbecued some ribs, finger fucking lickin' good man! I provided the sauce, the key ingredient is Doctor Pepper. I wish I could have scored some Mr. Pibb but that's life.

And to top it all off, our friend (let's call him Stoney) made his world famous pepperoni and sausage Stromboli. I can't knead dough to save my life, so any chance I can get some home made baked goods, I am all over that shit!

Good eats!

Monday, June 13, 2011

Uh Oh!

1) How many hats/caps do you own? How often do you wear them? I have a Life is Good cap I never wear, an orange sun that only rarely gets worn at the beach...I like my bandannas

2) You wake up in a darkened circus tent, wearing a bright blue and yellow clown costume and a fluffy red wig. There is a dwarf standing over you with bucket of water. "You okay?" he asks. What’s going on? I am clearly hallucinating....get me to a hospital...I can't ride this one out

3) If you could be a member of any band in history, which would it be? What would your role be, or have been? I would have been Joe Strummer's groupie.....pure fantasy as the late Mr. Strummer had a thing for blondes.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Lost Weekend

Today we ripped off a blogger known as blogger and blog named PT-LawMom. It is not her first trip to this rodeo, we've victimized her once before, in August 2008. Since it's long we will do it in parts. She does not say where she ripped it. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing:The Seriously Random Question Meme, Part 1

Cheers to all of us thieves!

1. Your ex's car is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do? Of course I stop, jeez I'm not heartless!

2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction? Incredibly happy

3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face? Friday night....I really hate most people

4. What is the last thing you spent money on? Flower girl gifts

5. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month? I have no idea..maybe lost but I sure feel like a porker

6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos? Crunchy, the puffy ones smell like feet

7. The first person on your friends list just called you a bitch. What do you do? Laugh...I am a bitch

8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name? Asher

9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name? Ivy

10. What are you craving right now? BLT

11. What was the last thing you cried about? Watching someone else cry

12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it? Keep it...I'm poor

13. What color is your tissue box? Blue

14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan? Yes and no...the one thing I do dust in my house

15. What was the last voicemail you received about? Wedding crap

16. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook? No

17. Scariest thing you’ve experienced in the last year? Work debacle

18. Do you wear a name tag at work? No

19. What kind of car do you want? A Mercedes or a BMW...fine German craftsmanship

20. What do you order when you go to Burger King? Junior Whopper no mayo and a Cola Icee & fries

Saturday, June 11, 2011


The fiesty & always hi-larious Mrs. Pickle chose this humble but cute little nerd w/ an awesome award. I just need to list 7 unknown facts about me....this is incredibly hard as this is the 3rd anniversary of this here blog. BUT w/out further ado....

1. I refuse to answer anyone if they say "Whatever" to's rude and dismissive!

2. I don't understand how Drake got to be so popular...he sucks! He grew up on the "mean" streets of Toronto, had every economic advantage given to him and for some reason his diction sounds like he's a 7th grade drop out....GO AWAY!

3. Whenever I'm in a crowded place, I have weird compulsion to lift up my skirt and flash my undies to people.

4. Guiness Stout tastes like sweaty socks, I will never drink it.

5. I don't want to fritter away my writing talent.

6. Red eyes scare the bejesus out of me...I can't watch "Children of the Damned" or "The Stand"...I have unspeakable nightmares

7. I should have eloped!

Thursday, June 9, 2011


The return of the Thursday Top Ten!

Today’s topic is …. Your Top 10 Summer Foods! We all know that when it’s over 100 degrees outside (thank you Oklahoma) and the air conditioner is working overtime … nobody wants to do much baking … or cooking for that matter. So what do you eat when it’s just too hot to cook?

1. Corn on the cob...grilled of course w/ lots of black pepper and Smart Balance
2. Cold iced tea w/ fresh mint, this works out great for me since I have an iced tea maker.
3. Shish kabobs/spiedinis....meat and veggies on a stick. We need more foods on sticks!
4. Berries, berries, berries
5. Peaches and nectarines
6. My special low fat tortellini salad, I found it in "Cooking Light" 7 years ago and now it's a standard in my house and at parties
7. Coronitas in the lake. I'm not a huge beer fan but DAMN nothing beats a cold one on a sweltering day
8. Potato salad....a teensy bit o' mayo, bacon and peas. I'm deprived of this unless I visit my mother as SB thinks mayo is Satan's spooge.
9. Ice cream
10. Sangria...I have secret recipe but shh! it's a secret.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Shower w/ me Love

Finally a post that isn't a meme or a recap!

18 days from now I will be married. Now I am not a traditional type of gal but yr god damn right that I had a shower.

It was overwhelming, exhausting and surreal. Too many people, I hate large groups. I didn't get a chance to drink any mimosas and barely had lunch.

That being said I got an ass ton of stuff we desperately needed for our lovely home. Like the Kitchen Aid Ice Cream Maker & Sausage Maker attachments. Now we just need a Kitchen Aid! Similarly, we also got the Wii Fit but no Wii. Such is my luck.

My brain is scattered and fragmented. Thoughts need to marinate to write some magical funny words again.

Monday, June 6, 2011


1) Have you ever felt like you were competing with someone close to you for the affection of the same woman or man? It felt like it because it happened.....not that matters now.

2) What secret would you really like to share with your dad or mom, but don’t feel as if you can? Nope! They know what I want them to know....never had any desire to spill my guts.

3) What's your 'guilty pleasure' TV show? God, so many! Right now I'm loving to hate the 16 & Pregnant, Teen Mom franchise

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Where is my Mind?

Today we ripped off a blogger named Jeff from the blog Sliding Constant. He does not say where he got it from. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The Team Jeffie Meme

Cheers to all of us thieves!


Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? T

Q: Been arrested? F

Q: Held a snake? T

Q: Been suspended from school? F

Q: Sang karaoke? T

Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do? T

Q: Laughed until you started crying? T

Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? T

Q: Kissed in the rain? T

Q: Sang in the shower? T

Q: Sat on a roof top? T

Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? T

Q: Broken a bone? F

Q: Shaved your head? F

Q: Played a prank on someone? T

Q: Shot a gun? T

Q: Donated Blood? F


1. You hung out with? Family at an anniversary party

2. You texted? My dearest friend

3. You were in a car with? SB

4. Went to the movies with? Melissa

5. Person you went to shop with? Mother and mother-in-law

6. You talked on the phone? Mother

7. Made you laugh? SB's grandmother

8. You hugged? SB


1. Sang? Yes

2. Listened to music? Yes

3. Danced Crazy? Yes

4. Cried? Yes

FIRSTS .....

1.Who was your first prom (or homecoming) date? I went stag

2. Who was your first roommate? Cris

3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? Beer at a bar in New Paltz

4. What was your first job? I was the Izod Alligator

5. What was your first car? 1988 Dodge Omni

6. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing? A great aunt

7. Who was your first grade teacher? Sister Mary Richard

8. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? Disney World

9. When you snuck out of your house for the first time? I never snuck out

10. Who was your first best friend? Heather

11. Who was your first Best Friend in high school? Kelly

12. Where was your first sleepover? My cousin's house

13. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? My father

14. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a Bridesmaid or groomsman? Cris

15. What is the first thing you did when you got up this morning? Peed

16. First time you tied your shoe laces? I was 5

17. Are you Facebook friends with your first crush? ? Yes

18. Who was the first person you met from the blogosphere? Albany Jane

19. What was the first music album that you bought? INXS "Kick"

20. Who was your first celebrity crush? Matt Dillon

Thursday, June 2, 2011

The Old Switch-a-Roo

The TT questions are brought to you by Berleen & one of the IC Forum members, the color of summer winds and the number zero zero seven two.

*We will now be publishing updates for Thursday Thunks on Facebook via the InsanityCafe fanpage. Please "like" us there to get your TT reminder!

Today's questions were part of our summer challenge over at IC Forums. One of the members chose "Coming up with TT questions" as that day's challenge. You are invited to come sign up & play along, the person who posts the most challenges and the person who completes the most challenges by June 30th will win a $20 gift certificate of their choice of store.

1. If you could be a Muppet, which would you be? Bunson Honeydew because he's so cute and he has a head like a melon.

2. Why is a chicken crossing the road in the first place?? Who cares? Chickens are stupid

3. What's your favorite muscle? Huh? No, I don't have a favourite muscle.

4. Cheerios or Rice Krispies? Cheerios w/ bananas

5. Is summer ever going to get here? Summer is here, man! NYS skipped right over spring

and now my additions:

6. Have you ever had a utility turned off by mistake or some other reason besides weather or nonpayment? I had my phone turned off by mistake, it was easily remedied though

7. What was your "last day" of something? June 24th will be my last day as "single" lady

8. Casey Anthony - do you know who I'm talking about and, if you do, are you following the trial? No idea

9. Back to Bud's high school questions last week - did you have any type of class trip, band trip, etc? Where did you go, what did you do? My Spanish class took a trip to NYC, we went to the Met & the UN and out for Puerto Rican food. My brother came to pick me up that night in the school parking lot and we listened to The Utah Saints on the ride home.

10. Do you feet smell? No my feet run and my nose smells.