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Sunday, January 31, 2010

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  1. Furniture :: Covers
  2. Beauty :: Glamour
  3. Sip :: Straw
  4. Block :: Head
  5. Forehead :: Fivehead
  6. Championship :: Game
  7. Hurl :: Puke
  8. Whip :: It
  9. Destruction :: Ruin
  10. Leather :: Whip

1. Did you ever think that you'd be a star? If yes, doing what? Mask making or writing.

2. Tell us about the last time you had a romantic dinner. All my meals involve romance.

3. Tell us about your worst job interview. Hee! I drove out to Amsterdam, NY. Got a little lost. I forgot what the job was for and had to bullshit for a little while. Turns out they were looking an activities manager for an upscale drug rehab. The guy interviewing me must have had about 30 Red Bulls because he was bouncing all over the place and seemed really vague about "what are the hours, what is the rate of pay, etc". The icing on the cake was him saying "drug addiction is not a medical problem, it's a poor lifestyle choice."

4. Tell us about your stupidest date. I was 19, he was tripping on acid, ate a tuna sub and tried to kiss me. This was after he stood me up the 1st time we were supposed to go out.

5. How much in common do you think you should have with a romantic partner? The bullshit things don't matter, like music and movies. But there should be common ground there for the relationship to survive.

6. Tell us about a favorite meme that you loved but no longer posts. Don't have one.

7. How did you get into blogging? My awesome and beautiful friend Lydia ( and and

8. Do you share all your fantasies with a significant other? Yes.

9. What change in your life would you like to happen this year? Stick w/ eating better and exercising. I want to be a svelte bride.

Monday, January 25, 2010

1) Do you have a short fuse? FUCK YOU!!!!!

2) Where is the most beautiful spot on earth that you've ever seen? So many: the view of Acapulco Bay, the top of Prospect Mountain, the wall of Hadrian.

3) How old do you want to live to be? 90

4) Show and Tell. What comes to mind first when you see this picture? Or, tell a story if it reminds you of one. "Loop de loop"

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Niner Niner

1. What celebrity in a fantasy would you like to be alone with? Hugh Jackman. *sigh*

2. Have ever dated a good friend? Yes and ended horribly. Thanks for bringing that up.

3. What is the most embarrassing song that you like? "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred.

4. What is your favorite tear jerker movie? Steel Magnolias, that scene w/ Sally Field losing her shit after the funeral *SOB*

5. What about yourself makes you least secure? My fat gut and face.

6. Do you believe in destiny? Nope.

7. What 'issue' do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view? The right to choose, I believe VERY strongly in keeping abortion legal.

8. What are 5 things you don't care about? 5. Football 4. Home Depot 3. Guinness 2. lobster 1. Gray's Anatomy

9. Have you ever been in a situation where you weren't sure if you were seducing or being seduced? Heh heh, no these things have always been clear.

Friday, January 22, 2010

There Goes a Fiver....

  1. What’s your favorite “just add water!” food? Ramen noodles, loooooove
  2. What’s your favorite thing to add vinegar to? Easter egg dye.
  3. What’s something weird you’ve added to normal food? Pickles
  4. What’s your favorite thing to add whipped cream to? Ice cream
  5. What’s something you refuse to add anything to, even though most people add something? Sandwiches. Like mine plain.

Friday Filler

1. You have a chance to _be free____________.
2. ____I am so sick_____ right now!
3. There is a ___glass of juice allllllll the way over _there______.
4. __Eat now___________ and pay later.
5. It's time to ___blow my nose___________.
6. _____Lots of my immediate house plans are___ up in the air but ___it's really flippin' exciting_____.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to __healing___, tomorrow my plans include _checking out a reception place____ and Sunday, I want to _I'm not sure but it'll be fantastic____!

Thursday, January 21, 2010


1. Pants on the Ground.... hands in the air

2. To compliment Kimber's question from last week.... have you ever fell down the stairs? Yes. It hurts.

3. Have you ever written to a company about their product? Ever called them? I complained to a watch company. They did nothing! It was a cool watch too. It was a bubble filled w/ viscous liquid.

4. Your dog/cat/snake/iguana/pet skunk (or just fill in your pet's species) goes to the vet. Ok, you take them to the vet... most pets wouldn't go on their own. The vet tells you that your species has cancer. Do you:
  • a. tell them to pull out the needle and put them to sleep on the spot
  • b. take them home and let them live out their life until the end
  • c. same as b. except you don't let them get to the suffering stage
  • d. go full steam ahead with cancer treatment
I choose C.

5. What is your favorite comfort food? Potatoes, served any ol' kinda way.

6. If your child was put in jail for putting a gun in their spouses mouth and pulling the trigger (even though the gun wasn't loaded), strangling them and breaking their arm... would you post bail for them? No. Imaginary children are the worst kind, aren't they?

7. If elephants had wings, how many feathers do you think they would have on each wing? Eleventy bajillion.

8. Is there anything growing in your refrigerator right now? NO!

9. What did you do with your Thursdays while we were on a break? A break from what? I work 40 hours a week.

10. Would you donate to the Kimber Ark Building Fund and donate wood? She is about to float away after all... Sure.

11. If I were to send you a letter and I wanted to put a little heart sticker on the back of the envelope, what color sticker would you like it to be? Grey-blue.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Dim Sum and then Some

Man, I loves me some 3 day weekends. Personally, I think we should start having 4 day work weeks. But I'm pretty fucking lazy so what the fuck would I know.

Anyways, I decided to take advantage of some MLK sales at the local mall. Home waxing kits at The Body Shop for 2 dollars!

The flurry of opening my wallet built up quite an appetite. Sexybeast and I had a hankering for Vietnamese food. After driving into downtown Albany, we found Van's CLOSED. Crap! File that away in the ol' memory banks. Another fine eating establishment not open on Mondays.

(it was at this point in the story, that I fell asleep while typing.....)

FUCK!!!!! The italics button has ceased working!!! I fucking hate blogger!!!!

Please ignore the ugly type.

Sexybeast and I settled on Emperor's for Chinese. It's one of the few sit down Chinese places around that are worth eating at. We had the appetizer special, 8 little perfect steamed dumpling loveliness. We had scallion, I suspect there was bitter greens inside of that sucker as well. Very tasty. There was shrimps of which I do not eat, Sexybeast ate both and proclaimed them magically delicious. There was veggie, good but a little salty. And finally the pork tastiness from on high. It was about 11 bucks, more expensive than our entrees. Because it was lunch time, soup came w/ the meal. We both had won ton, as we both hate hot n' sour (looks like raw sewage) and egg drop (BLAH!!! hot snot). I would like to note the won ton wrappers never once disintegrated in the broth. Nummy! And oddly enough, we ordered the same thing for an entree, pepper sauce and peanuts. Sexybeast = shrimp. Me = chicken. It was spicy, the veggies were crisp and there was the nice little surprise of the crunch from the peanuts.

I say winner winner, tasty dinner.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Knocking at your Door

Maybe I'm not such a horrible person. Parts of me are ugly, some are giving. Chaos in the brain.

I worry about not living life to the fullest. I look back on the previous 6 months: I bought a house, I got published, I started a new and very demanding job and I got engaged. Perhaps I should stop beating myself up so much.

I started my wedding database. Why the fuck is hair jewelry so fucking expensive?

I really love that TV show "The United States of Tara". Maybe I have multiple personality disorder. Nyah, more like schizophrenia.

I went to the gym today for the 1st time in 5 years. I've been working out at home for a long while now. I fucking deplore the gym. "The hamsters on the mill go round and round. Round and round. Round and round." The road to nowhere. Dieting is damn full time job.

Time for some raisin toast. I hate raisins but love raisin toast.

That's the charm of me.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Stuffy Stuff

Growing up, what was your favorite sitcom? The Facts of Life. I freakin' loved that show!!!!!! My fave epis were from The Edna's Edibles era.

What's your idea of a romantic date? A day at the art museum followed by a long leisurely dinner and ending up w/ snuggling on the couch watching a movie. And hot sex obviously!

What are you most afraid to lose? My sense of identity, what ever that is! I seriously don't know what or who I'm supposed to be anymore.

Yup, it's Monday

1) About how many hours a week do you spend watching TV? Too many!!! I'm including reruns of The Simpsons, Family Guy and The Office. Plus stuff I watch on-line. Oh well, I'm not too fussed about it.

2) If you have a day off, do you like to sleep in or get up early? Sleep in!!! And get in a morning round of sex.

3) If you could exchange work space--not job assignments, just desk or work area--with someone at your job, with whom would you switch? Nobody. I like my office. I have graduated from cubicle/desk to a private office :D

4) Show and Tell. What comes to mind first when you see this picture? Or, tell a story if it reminds you of one. "weave-tastic!"

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Moon Girl

I say ... and you think ... ?

  1. Weak :: strong
  2. Flashy :: subdued
  3. Sack :: potatoes
  4. Business :: plan
  5. Purple :: rain
  6. Fan :: breeze
  7. Airline :: pilot
  8. Guide :: Sherpa
  9. Lunch :: dinner
  10. Exercise :: necessary

Friday, January 15, 2010
And yes i know it's Friday but I'm cute and cute people can do anything they want!

1. Build It Yourself Coffin Kits. Creepy, interesting, cost effective, your new hobby? I think this is perfect for theeternallist.

2. Can you blow up a balloon under water? Maybe, possibly, it's not like you have to breathe in to blow up a balloon.

3. Why do you think when naming citrus fruit they simply named an orange the color it is? Wait, yr assuming orange was a colour 1st. Also, aubergine is a colour and what Europeans call eggplant. So nyah nyah nyah!

4. Insanity Cafe's topic of the day on Tuesday was this article. Have you ever known someone to do something embarrassingly stupid like that? I can think of someone who would attempt to shove their junk in a pipe but never someone who has actually done it.

5. If you got stranded high on a mountain in the snow, how many snowmen would you make? Would you name them and talk to them? Zero because snowmen are stupid.

6. Have you ever tripped and fell while walking up the stairs? All the time!

7. If you were to make your own currency what would it look like, what would you call it and would you give some to your fellow Thursday Thunkers? Thunk Bucks, they be polka dotted and have Mayor McCheese's face on them. I'd pass them out like water.

8. Have you ever made a Mr. Potato Head from a real potato? No but I have eaten an entire raw potato.

Monday, January 11, 2010

check this out!!! random words from all my bloggings. pretty neato, huh?

Monday Already!

What is one thing you wish you could change about yourself? More self-confident!!!

Do you believe everything happens for a reason? Nope, that's just a shitty cop out way to rationalize the cold hard fact that life is not fair.

What would be your dream job? Professional writer.

Gobbedly Gook

1) Do you know any professional athletes? No. Lots of professional drinkers though.

2) What one thing frightens you the most about growing old? Saggy body parts, losing my memory, loss of libido.

3) Have you ever harvested fruits or vegetables? Not yet. Sexybeast has BIG plans for the back yard.

4) Show and Tell. What comes to mind first when you see this picture? Or, tell a story if it reminds you of one. "Top men!"

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Say you, Say me

  1. Resolutions :: pointless
  2. Page :: number
  3. Narrow :: wide
  4. Refuse :: deny
  5. Fountain :: pennies
  6. Grunt :: oink
  7. Construct :: erect
  8. Nightmare :: daydream
  9. Inch :: centimeter
  10. Instant :: now

Saturday, January 9, 2010

For Yr Lover's Alibi

Saturday 9: Call Me

1. Who is someone that phones you routinely that you never seem to be up to talk to, but you are not ready to push them out of your life? Kelly, we were frenemies for most of my life. She wants a real relationship but it's really difficult for me.

2. What is something that effects you deeply, to your core, no matter your mood or what else is going on in your life? Music. It emotionally takes me to many places. Ska = good mood. Ella Fitzgerald = tears of joy. I have gettin' ready music, don't fuck w/ me music..... etc.

3. Tell us of something that relaxes you and always makes you happy. Music! Playing board games, coco (w/ Kahlua)

4. If you could take the train from anywhere to anywhere, where would 'anywhere' be? NYC. I can't be on a train for that long. I have limits, people!

5. If you could look into the future, how far down the road would you like to see? 10 years? 100 years? A million? 6 months. Don't want to know too much. Enough time to get me over the walking on eggshells feeling w/ my new job.

6. Did you do your shopping online for this Christmas, how did it go? Did things come in on time? Any significant failures? ...and if you didn't, will you consider trying online shopping sometime this year? 25% was done online, you have to plan ahead for shit like that. I got my friend Lydia a gift off of ebay, very unreliable.

7. What people or projects are worth your time, money or effort? Abused kids, animals.

8. Think back when you were in high school. Are you proud of the way you dressed, or do you wish you could go back and change it all? NOOOOO!!!! I looked like a wreck. I wouldn't change a thing though, no regrets.

9. Do any of your friends, family or co-workers know about your blogs? For those that do, did you tell them or have they stumbled upon it by themselves? I told my friends and family. Not a big deal. There's nothing on here to be embarrassed about.

Friday, January 8, 2010

1. There are places _are for hiding____________.
2. ____I'm never gonna be able to_____ blow those clouds away.
3. Standing in the __shadows________.
4. _____Boy________ oh boy.
5. He went out tiger hunting __and was viciously mauled____________.
6. __I never try to stop______ my mind from wandering .
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to _BLT's and relaxing____, tomorrow my plans include _weekend guests____ and Sunday, I want to __get to the Farmer's Market___!

5 Memes a Ringin'

  1. What’s something you wear only when you’re just about out of clean clothes? That never happens to me. I am diligent w/ the laundry.
  2. Who’s someone you hang out with only if nobody else is available? WHAT? That's fucking horrible.
  3. What’s something you eat only when the budget is really, really tight? Ramen, bologna.
  4. Who’s someone you call for help only if you absolutely must? Momma.
  5. What’s something you’ll watch on television only because it’s slightly better than watching nothing? Reality TV, though never never never "The Real Housewives of ________" I've never been that desperate.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Brain Vomit

Here's some stuff that has been kicking around in my noggin:

Wedding planning sucks. I'm in the process of trying to find a venue and most of the websites I've been checking out don't have a price listing. So guess what I get to do on my lunch breaks.


I've been watching that "Teen Mom" show on the interwebs (we're cheap bastards at my house, y'all. no cable here!), It's a spin-off of the MTV reality show "16 & Pregnant". Basically life after the the rug rat is born. One chick gave her daughter up for adoption. OY! That was a fucking tear jerker. Especially since her mom and grey streaked mullet wearin' step dad (who incidentally is her boyfriend's bio-dad. uhh... weirdness!), did not approve of the whole adoption thang. So 4 months after the birth, they're still giving her grief about "taking the easy way out". Nice! And there's this bratty girl that goes out all night and leaves her baby w/ her parents. Say what? Yr living in a huge suburban house, yr paying no rent, someone is there to clean up after you and all the baby necessities are being provided for you free of charge and yr gonna yell at yr dad "fuck you!" I'm at a loss for words.

Brain is on overload. New job. Crash course in learning DV. Pile of crap on my living room table needs to be filled out and sent to HR. Think I'll go play pop it or word whomp.

Monday, January 4, 2010

The Awful Truth

Were you considered popular in high school? Why or why not? NO!! I was a big nerd and picked on horribly all 4 years.

Did you have an enemy or bully when you were young? How young are we talking? Not until I was 12.

If you could go on a road trip with any person (dead or alive) who would you go with and where would you go? Paris w/ Sartre

Go Meme Yrself

1) Have you ever taken someone else’s things by mistake? What did you do? Nope don't think that has ever happened before.

2) You've just met someone from a very warm planet. Describe ice to this person. I bring them some ice. Show, don't tell.

3) What is the single worst thing about living at this point in history? Our shitty environment, NYC will be submerged in water at some point.

4) Show and Tell. What comes to mind first when you see this picture? Or, tell a story if it reminds you of one. "Olive Garden, table for one."

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Don't Think

  1. 365 :: days in a year
  2. Tombstone :: Arizona
  3. Dumb :: and dumber
  4. Intrusive :: Invasive
  5. Fat :: thin
  6. Axe :: handle
  7. Planned :: spontaneous
  8. Spike :: Dru
  9. Bleach :: Clorox
  10. Shopkeeper :: innkeeper

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Knocking me Out w/ Those American Thighs

1. What celebrity would you just want to shake some sense into? Tara Reid. "Yr getting older! Go make a fucking decent movie! You dried up old skank!"

2. What do you think comes after death? Either heaven or hell. Yes, I believe in an after life.

3. What is the first book that you can remember reading by yourself as a child? A 1st grade reader my mother had kept for my older brothers. Yes, folks, I taught myself to read.

4. What was the first rock concert that you attended? A double bill of Great White and Tesla just after my 14th birthday.

5. If you were to suddenly become famous, would you choose a stage name? If yes, what would it be? Nyah, I like my name.

6. What is the one thing that you wish the media would stop talking about? Jon & Kate!!!!

7. If you could be part of any band, which one would it be and who would you be and why? I would sing back up vocals for Yo La Tengo because they are low-fi and amazing.

8. Do you live close to your immediate family members? If not, how far away are they? Yes except for my brother Pablo, he's 3 hours away in Boston, MA.

9. Last seasonal question (promise): What did you do on New Year's Eve? Went to the family log home in the Adirondacks, drank 1 drink and we all went to bed before midnight.

Sex is a High Number

  1. What is your pet hate? I'm assuming that is equivalent to pet peeve. In which case I'll say, either being interrupted or ignored.
  2. If you had the choice of living on any planet, then which one it be and why? Pluto. Because it's not a real planet.
  3. It’s your birthday and everyone forgets what would you do? Have a fucking fit!!!
  4. Do you think you are good at recycling? Yes, I am exceptional at it.
  5. Cash or credit? Cash. Credit = unhappiness
  6. Car or public transport!? Car, our public transport in upstate NY sucks it hard