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Thursday, April 28, 2011


The TT questions are brought to you by Berleen, the color of easter eggs not found yet and the number zero

1. Did you have a sugar overdose this past weekend? No, I kept that shit in check....more like a cheese overdose!

2. What was the last thing you bought off of Ebay? A vintage T-shirt

3. Springtime means bare feet. At least around here. Think about the last long walk you took, on purpose or not, how far did you walk? 2 1/2 miles

4. You pull into some one's driveway. Four large German Shepards come to your car. They are barking, but not in a "I'm going to tear your jugular out" kind of way. What do you do? Walk as far away from them as possible....I don't like large barking dogs

5. What do you own the most of? Books, books, books

6. Did you hear there is a Royal Wedding this week? What is the most obnoxious wedding you have attended? And we wanna know why it was so obnoxious. The word "obnoxious" is defined any way you want it to be... expensive, ugly dresses, stupid guests... whatever. I have no idea, I've only been to awesome fun weddings.

7. Which one of the dwarfs that Snow White hung around with is your favorite? Which one do you think you are most like? Uh......Bashful because he was the least annoying.

8. If I were to hand you an orange, how would you get the peel off? I only eat blood oranges & rip into those suckers and blood squirts everywhere...good times

9. Sometimes a person just doesn't think of these things - do you think Adam & Eve had a belly button? Maybe

10. Those little kittens lost their mittens. Why do kittens have mittens anyway? Instead of being de-clawed

Have a great day. Or not. See you next Thursday

Monday, April 25, 2011

Supposin' I ain't Much for Supposin'

1) Who is your favorite fictional character? What would you do if you met him or her? Darlene from "Brave New Girl", we'd listen The Pixies & go to Trader Joe's.

2) What part of the human body do you find to be the weirdest? Male nipples......freaky!

3) What song reminds you of a specific time in your life? What about it makes that time so memorable? I have many but "Ping Pong" from Stereolab reminds me of the 1st time I fell in love.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

The Rule of Four

Today we ripped off a blogger namedMejis from the blog Southern Discomfort. She explains the she was tagged for the meme from Miss Angie over at My So-Called Chaos. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Cheers to all of us thieves!

Four Places I go:

1. My porch

2. Farmer's Market

3. Liquor store

4. My mind's eye

Four Crushes I Have:

1. Hugh Jackman

2. Eric Stoltz

3. Peter Sellers

4. Leisha Hailey

Four Smells that I Love:

1. Bacon

2. Grass

3. Campfire

4. Lily of the Valley

Four Favorite TV Shows:

1. Doctor Who

2. The Simpsons

3. The Office

4. The L Word

Four Favorite Movies:

1. Breakfast at Tiffany's

2. Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

3. Pulp Fiction

4. Juno

Four Recommendations:

1. Live yr life on yr own terms

2. Laugh all the time

3. Drink lots of Vivanno smoothies

4. The small business always kicks ass over the big box crap

Four People that I'd love to read their Fours: meh whatever

Four Things about me that you don't know:

1. I'm the youngest of three

2. I had my left nipple pierced for 5 years

3. I lived in Mexico for 3 months

4. I'm highly ticklish

Four bands that I love:

1. The Clash

2. Stereolab

3. They Might Be Giants

4. Devo

Thursday, April 21, 2011


Here comes Peter Cottontail hopping down the bunny trail. Hippity, Hoppity, Easter's on it's way...
What are the top ten things you love about Easter?

1. Jelly Belly jelly beans
2. Cadbury Cream Eggs
3. Willy Wonka will be on TV all weekend
4. Orchids
5. It's a sled ride right into Memorial Day weekend
6. Dinner w/ the fam
7. Rice pudding
8. Easter grass
9. White shoes
10. Dying eggs

Rule Breaker

The TT questions are brought to you by Berleen, the color of green grass and the number 576

This week is an easy one.... or possibly not so easy.

1. Describe yourself, in sentences, using the main word of the sentence with the letters in the word: VANITY
Nope not going to do it!
OK, no more sentences from now on.

2. List things you own using the letters in the word:POSSESSION Pots, oranges, squeaky, shorts, eggs, sweaters, socks, ice cube trays, onions, noodles

3. List food items that you absolutely will not eat using the letters in the word: DISGUSTING I'm not following the rules: I don't eat eggplant, shell fish or mushrooms

4. List things you do online using the letters in the word: USB CABLE Shop, read, blog

Have a great day. Or not. See you next Thursday.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Garbage Bag Ladies

Top Model recap time, y'all!

And it's go see time! The hamsters have to go to 5 go sees in a Smart Cars & have to use their wits and map to navigate the greater Los Angeles area & must be back at the designated area by 3 pm. You can already see how this poses many major problems. Hannah has a crap runway walk & has wears idiotic pigtails. Brittani & Jaclyn only made it to 2 go sees which doesn't cut the mustard. And Bitchface won because she's a suck up. Molly had me rolling on the floor laughing w/ her mean ass snarkiness!

For the photo shoot, the hamsters were decked out in haute couture and were posing on stilts in a...wait for it....wait for it...GARBAGE DUMP. Are you fucking kidding? What could be more hazardous and dangerous than fucking putting on fuck me pumps and prancing around on dirty hypodermic needles? Plus, I loved how half the crew had on hospital masks. Please, make sure the crew is safe but, ya know, fuck the hamsters! Bitchface had best photo of the week....I respectfully disagree. And packing it up was Jaclyn and her baby voice.

Back in two weeks!

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Nein ich bein

SB and I went to Schnitzel-Fest at the German American Club in Colonie. Colour me surprised as I had never known there was a German American Club, let alone it was on some random side street in Colonie.

Anyways we get there @ 7, just as the oompa band took the stage & oddly enough there was no to greet us at the door to take our money.

So we belly up to the bar, a total old man bar if there ever was one. SB was really excited to have a few liters of Franziskaner.

I partook of some Stella, not German but close enough

There was some confusion about the schnitzel part of the evening. Apparently, you had to RSVP & no where in the Metroland did I read about that. We were frantically told that we had to be served last and there was only pork left. No problem! Except the chef asked if we wanted pork or chicken.....and nobody really wanted to seat us, so we sat at the bar......and they tried to serve us somebody else's schnitzel.

It was damn tasty! We also got some green bean salad & a healthy scoop of mashed potatoes & some steamed mixed veggies. We some how got the shaft on the bread.

It was a really nice meal. I also forced SB to polka for half a second. And we saw old men drink nasty liquor. Here's some high lights, "I'll have a Beefeater's with......Beefeater's." "Did you run out of Johnny Walker Red?"

Monday, April 18, 2011

Crabby Patty

1) One night when you look outside the window of your house, you spy glinting eyes in a small face. What do you do? Who/what is it? Freak the fuck out! It's The Gentleman!!!

2) List some things that you would like to do on your next birthday. Have gigantic fire works, a drum line & drink lots of champagne

3) Is there someone you know who has a really annoying laugh? How about a really fun laugh? My father annoys me w/ his hen laying eggs laugh. SB's friend has this high pitched girly laugh that is incredibly infectious.

Sunday, April 17, 2011


Today we ripped off a blogger named Doug Spencer from the blog Songs of Innocence and of Experience. Doug does not credit where he got it. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Cheers to all of us thieves!

1. Tell us who the last person that you took a shower with. A long time ago I showered w/ SB but it was in an effort to save time, no hanky panky!

2. Tell us about your favorite tee-shirt. Extra points if you show a pic. (We know. What can you do with freakin' extra points?) It's cute, funny & showcases my boobs

3. Has anyone ever hit on you even though they knew you were taken? Yup & SB strong armed him, it was AWESOME

4. Do you plan what to wear the next day? Tomorrow, a simple skirt & shirt. Nothing too fancy.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Why? Blah because of the weather

6. What's the closest thing to you that's black? My hoodie that I'm wearing

7. Tell me about an interesting dream you remember having. I can't remember!

8. Did you or might you meet anybody new today? Possibly

9. If you could be doing anything right now (or perhaps after you finish this ridiculous meme) what would it be? Be on permanent vacation

10. Can you think of a meme question that's never been asked? Nope, I'm bereft of imagination today

11. What comes to mind when I say China? Red

12. Are you overly emotional? AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

13. If you could listen to just one rock album (CD, vinyl or mp3) which one would you pick? One thing for the rest of my life?! "London Calling" by The Clash

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? Lick it first to soften it up & then bite....That's What She Said!

15. Do you like your car? Sure, it gets me around. I just wish it was paid off.

16. Do you like yourself? Oh boy! Depends on the day

17. Would you go out to eat with Charlie Sheen? Never ever

18. What was the last song that you listened to? "Department of Youth" by Alice Cooper

19. Are (or were) your parents strict? They were incredibly strict

20. Have you ever wondered what attending a wild orgy (if only to watch or...) would be like? Not really, most people that participate in orgies are fat & old

21. I say cottage cheese. You say: Yum!

22. Have you ever met a celebrity? Yes, several. The last famous person I met was Max Brooks at a book signing

23. What was the last movie that you watched at home? A documentary Punk:Attitude

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in? My fingernails

25. What countries have you visited? Canada, Mexico, England, Scotland

26. Have you ever made a phone call while you were drunk that you've regretted? If yes, do tell. I don't drunk dial, nyah nyah

27. Where were you going the last time that you were on a train? To Penn Station

28. Bacon or sausage? Both! I love my breakfast meats :D

29. How long have you had a cell-phone? 8 years

30. What other memes do you do regularly? curious as a cat, thursday thunks

31. Who is the craziest meme host? Berleen

32. Who invented chop sticks? Someone in Asia

33. Who are you going to be with tonight? The Gusmans, Lynch & SB

34. Are you too forgiving? Not at all, I'm the three time champion of the Golden Grudge Belt

35. When was the last time that you were in love? I'm still in love

36. Tell us about your best friend. Honest, sarcastic, generous, hilarious

37. What was the stupidest thing you learned in high school? I don't make it a habit to retain stupid information. That was a stupid question.

38. What was the last thing that you cried about? The song "The Rose"

39. What was the last question you asked? Do you wanna do this?

40. Favorite thing to do this time of the year? Springtime fun = hiking

41. If you had to get a (or another) tattoo, what would it be? It's going to be a pin-up version of myself

42. How would your best friend describe you? I have no idea!

43. Have you ever seen all three Twilight films? NO, NEVER!

44. Ever walked into a glass door? Yes but I'm not going to talk about it

45. Favorite color on that person that you are attracted to? Blue

46. Have you ever slapped someone? Yes and it felt great & I didn't feel remorse

47. What hair style (for you) would you like to see return? I could give a rat's ass

48. What was the last CD you bought? Matthew Sweet "Blue Sky on Mars"

49. Do looks matter to you? I suppose

50. Could you ever forgive a liar? Depends

51. What's the hardest bill to pay every month? Credit card!

52. Do you like your life right now? Mostly

53. Do you sleep with the TV on? No, I hate that!

54. Can you handle the truth? Obviously

55. Do you have good vision? No, it's horrendous

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? Maybe

57. How often do you talk on the phone? Everyday

58. What celeb would you like to come home to? Either Margaret Cho or Hugh Jackman

59. What are you wearing? PJ's & a hoodie

60. What is your favorite wild animal? Hedgehog

61. Where was your facebook picture taken? The German-American Club

62. Can you waltz? I can fake it

63. Do you have a job? A wonderful job

64. What was the most recent thing you stole? music

65. Have you ever crawled through a window? Yes when I locked myself out of my apartment

Saturday, April 16, 2011

The Oracle

I'm a terrible human being, I promised myself that as soon as the winter of my discontent had ceased, that I would go back to the library and read some new books.

I'm a liar and phony. I went to Barnes & (Ig)Noble & purchased books....including one I've read before.

As some of you may know, I adore Diablo Cody & rumours have been a-flying that she's working on a new screenplay for The Sweet Valley High series. As luck or major coincidence would have it, there it sat in all it's lurid pink glory.....the 1st 3 books of the Sweet Valley series in one delicious tome.

My cousin and I (I'm a year and a half older than her & had that ferocious sisterly competitive thang) were OBSESSED w/ the Wakefield twins. OBSESSED! Of course, we aligned ourselves w/ Jessica, the more glamourous twin. Liz was such a fuddy duddy. I wanted their perfect lives.

Of course, when I was actually in high school, a metal loving weirdo nerdy misanthrope, I stopped reading any YA novels that were about "real" high school life. Good bye, twins!

I am also, at this time, reliving my 7th grade literary history & Sweet Valley has reared it's perfect size 6 head into my psyche again.

Oh my geezers, y'all! What horrible drivel! Francine Pascal is a terrible writer! The first few books in series were written in the early 80's and I must say some of the references are very very very dated. And also, why did I never notice that Jessica is a manipulative little bitch? And Elizabeth is a pious passive aggressive wanker.

Some snarkers on the boards have complained about inconsistencies in the stories, I have recently found out many of the books were actually ghost written. Pascal gets the full fuck you finger!

The real problem for me is the abhorrent treatment of over weight girls, the twins are always the "perfect" size six. She's 10 lbs heavier than me, ewww! She'd look so pretty if she went on a diet. Gag me w/ a spoon!

You can read me more of these similarly awesome criticisms at It's an awesome site, check it out!

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Like it or Lump it

The TT questions are brought to you by Berleen, the color of red gummie bears and the number 1 because ... I don't know, because I'm not that creative today...

1. Does anyone ever wonder: who would go to my funeral if i die? I wonder about that all the time, even death is a popularity contest.

2. Sometimes people just make you scrunch up your nose and give that "WTF?" look. Who was the last person you gave that look to? I have no idea, maybe someone at work.

3. A friend recently told you that she tricked her boyfriend into getting her pregnant. You are also very close friends with him, should you say something or keep it to yourself? Oh no! I stay out of that mess....for the record no one I know would ever do something so heinous.

4. Do you get light headed after sucking the helium from a balloon? It's been a long time but I think so.

5. What is the last website you look at each day?

6. Since this is a Thursday meme, but we post it on Wednesday, shouldn't this be called Thurnesday Thunks? Ha! Yes! That would be awesome.

7. So some school in Chicago is banning kids from eating bag lunches from home, forcing them to eat school lunches. Hey, I ain't making this crap up, seems the government doesn't trust parents to feed their kids. Go see for yourself. Back in the day, did you eat school lunches or did you bag it? I went to Catholic school from pre-k to 8th grade & we all had to brown bag it except for the 2nd Tuesday of every month when it was shitty pizza day. I never ate much in high school, I bought French fries once in a while.

8. You can say you don't watch the news until you are blue in the face, but everyone has some news story that caught their attention and they followed stories on. Murders, kidnappings, dirty politics, stupid celebrities..... whatever. Which one caught your attention (even if you didn't want it to)? The crazed doctor in Chicago vaccinating children w/ dirty syringes.

9. What condiment is always in your fridge? We have a billion of them!

10. You can hug it, pet it and squeeze it and if you really want to you can name it George. What mythical creature would you have as a pet? A kneazle

Have a great day. Or not. See you next Thursday.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Crazy Making

Hurray, I have my Top Model recap up in time!

More of Alexandria's total jerkiness, Molly says Alexandria is on her top 10 list of all time bitches....heh heh comedy gold.

For the challenge, the hamsters were modeling for the Warriors in Pink, a part of the Susan G. Koman Race for the Cure (breast cancer) & had to pick a warrior symbol & style themselves as that symbol. Alexandria was a tree of life & she literally stood in a pile of dirt. SAY WHAT? And w/ that she won the challenge and got to participate in a PSA for boobie cancer awareness & a new car (a Ford Focus, lame). Of course this becomes a catalyst of one of the greatest cat fights in Top Model history. Cutie bob haired Brittani freaks the fuck out on Bitchface & the truth comes out that no one in the house likes Bitchface.

This photo shoot was a particular fave, the hamsters had to convey the crazy. I loved the over the top couture, it was truly eerie and beautiful. Who knew madness was gorgeous?

At panel, Brittani had a panic attack after she again reiterated her feelings about Alexandria in front of the judges. Tyra(nt) did not take too kindly to this confession. Thankfully, Brittani was spared and boring Mikaela was sent a-packing.

And among the drama Jaclyn's mad for makeup got best photo o' the week.

Next week: time to take out the trash!

Monday, April 11, 2011

Happiness is a Warm Kitty

1) Do you collect anything? Why, or why not? Lunch boxes because they remind me of my childhood, pin-up girl memorabilia because beauty is power & post cards because it's art.

2) Would you describe yourself as spiritual, religious, or something else? Spiritual, I believe in God & heaven but I don't belong to any organized religion

3) When was the last time you used a telephone book? A few years ago when SB & I were trying to decide where to go to dinner.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Star Trek Heresy

Today we ripped off a blogger named Leofrom the blog Leonine's Journal. He was tackling a meme that his blogging site,Live Journal, hosts. It has 5,000 questions. He did a hundred. So, we will break it up into parts. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Cheers to all of us thieves!

76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers? Neither they both are greedy corporate whores

77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo? A teeny monkey or a falcon

78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic? A wee bit yeah

79. If the earth stopped rotating would we all fly off? No, we would be dead

80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it? Watch movies

81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one everyone had to lose, what would you pick? Going to chain restaurants would be outlawed immediately

82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole? Equator, I like it hot

83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television? Television, music is my reason for being

84. What do you think makes someone a hero? Integrity, emotionally honest

85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in? American Dad, I wanna be a small part of Roger's insane world

86. Name one thing that turns your stomach: Chemical toilets

87. What was the last thing you paid for? Nasonex

88. Are you a coupon clipper? Damn straight!

89. Get anything good in the mail recently? Nope

90. Which would you rather take as a gym class...dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling? Bowling, gotta improve my last score of 34

91. In Star Trek people 'beam' back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it is only a clone that has all the dead person's memories. Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends? And where did you get that asinine postulation?! I'm not answering this

92. What insects are you afraid of? Cockroaches, beetles, palmetto bugs

93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say? "This space for rent", in big letters right across my boobs

94. What's the most eccentric thing you have ever worn? Either my sheer pink poncho or my tied dyed tights w/ Doc Marten's

95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be? Potatoes!!!!!

96. What are your parents interested in? Skiing, biking, keeping up on current events

97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet? Never, gross!

Have you ever caught and tamed a wild animal? Nope

98. What is more helpful to you, wishes or plans? Plans because I live in a dream world. Gimme something concrete

99. When do you feel your life energy the strongest? Heh know ;-)

100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. iPhone, super warm sleeping bag & water

Friday, April 8, 2011


My apologies that this is posted a little late today. Life has been keeping me away from the computer

I'm a huge fan of the series Sex and the City. I was a faithful viewer of every Sunday night episode. I felt like I was sitting there with the girls having lunch. Season 5 Carrie meets Jack Berger. To me there were warning flags that he wasn't all she made him out to be.

What are your top ten reasons for not going on a second date with someone?

1. Great conversation
2. The possibility of stellar kissing
3. A free meal
4. Things seem to be clicking
5. A chance to have some fun outside of the apartment/house
6. If it's terrible, then I have an awesome terrible date story for my collection

That's all I got

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Still Time to Thunk

The TT questions are brought to you by Berleen, the color of my dad's shirt and the number 77, which is how old my dad is today....
*We will now be publishing updates for Thursday Thunks on Facebook via the InsanityCafe fanpage. Please "like" us there to get your TT reminder!

Sorry it's late this week. No excuses. Just forgot what day it was.

1. How long can you hold your breath? Don't tell me you don't know... try it. 30 seconds

2. Have you been watching the Decorah Eagles? Nope

3. Ever fallen off a horse? No, I'm afraid of horses

4. Pick a color and a number and come up with a combination name for the new color. Threen

5. Write a paragraph about 10 minutes of your morning, writing it in the 3rd person.
She hears the alarm go off, it's set to the radio but the couple hear nothing but the WOOF of static. She waits until her gentleman friend turns it off & they softly kiss. She heads to the shower, letting the water bounce of her body until she wakes up. There's just enough shampoo to last her another few days. No time to shave.

6. What events have you marked on your calendar for this summer already? The wedding, going to "the cabin", going camping, Sousefest

7. If you could have any realistic talent, what would it be? Speaking and understanding Spanish perfectly

8. What is the scariest place you've ever visited? Spooky World

9. If you were a cat, what already-made flavor of cat food (no chocolate flavors!) would you want to eat? Snausages

10. What were you doing the Friday 2 weeks ago in the afternoon? At work then home early to spend quality time w/ SB

Have a great day. Or not. See you next Thursday.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Mud Bath

Top Model Recap!

Molly's evil ugly weave as finally removed, yahoo! She had a big ol' nasty rash on her head...blech.

For the challenge, the hamsters had to do a meet n' greet w/ their adoring public. Ugh, this was so painful to watch. Some weirdo kept annoying Monique, she pawned him off on Alexandria by telling the weirdo that Alexandria would kiss him. Heh! But Kasia was cute and genial and won a dinner w/ Miss Jay Alexander while the rest of the hamster had to pick up trash. It's character building?

For the photo shoot, the hamsters were grouped into 2 teams of 4...the blondes vs. the brunettes. Sheesh, another group photo shoot?! Snoring! But the photo was kinda cool, they were all caked in mud and intertwined w/ each other. Brittani got 1st call out, she's a stunner! And packing it up was pissy ass Monique.

Next week: the claws come out!

Top of the Tops

It was pretty much a foregone conclusion who would win the title of Top Chef, I think it was an incredible disservice that Antonia got the boot last time because then it would have been a closer race.

As per usual, the final two cheftestants got to chose 3 sous chefs to assist in their final meal. They did a blind taste test of small bites. I thought that was wicked cool, a way to pick fairly w/out sexist bias. Blais ended up w/ Spike (BOO!), Angelo (YUCK!) and Antonia (HURRAY!) while Fathead got Tiffani (WOO HOO!), Jamie (HA! HA!) & Carla (meh) on his team.

I got to be honest w/ you, I tuned out most of this episode.

And Blais wins.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011


I am completely obsessed w/ "The L Word, specifically the adorable, sexy, witty Alice Pieeszecki. I want her wardrobe, her awesome bedroom & over all confidence w/ the dating scene. And tiny part of me loves Jenny too! For all her narcissim, self-centered whinyness, I "get" Jenny. I also fear I might be Jenny but that's a post for another time.

Part of my love of this awesome show is the writing, the beautifully haunting, engaging writing. Which leds me to my point, I have many stories buried deep inside of me. BUT I'm completely blocked.

Anybody got any ideas? PLEASE?!

Monday, April 4, 2011

Cat Hair Ball

1) Do you have any friends whose ethnicity is different from yours? Yup

2) When was the last time you were at an airport? Picking up SB from a very laaaate flight from Atlanta March of last year

3) Name a movie that moved you. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind....I wanted to be Kate Winslet's character free, so troubled.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Early Morning Meme

Today we ripped off a blogger namedLeo from the blog Leonine's Journal. He was tackling a meme that his blogging site, Live Journal, hosts. It has 5,000 questions. He did a hundred. So, we will break it up into parts. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Cheers to all of us thieves!

51. Make up a definition for the following silly words...

Fruitgoogle: obsessively researching fruit

Ambytime: time specific to people that are ambidextrous

Asscactus: snooty assholes that live in Arizona

52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands? A mess! Kidding.....chimmichurri sauce

53. What was your favorite toy as a child? Sit n' Spin, Spirograph & my record player

54. How many TV’s are in your house? One

55. What is your favorite thing to do outside? Hike or swim

56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow? Lucky

57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true? Yup,

58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader? Yes I have.....he's a intelligent and intuitive man

59. What is your idea of paradise? 75 degree weather, house on the beach, eat & drink all I want and never gain weight

60. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like? Yes I do believe in God.....God is a presence, a feeling

61. Do you believe in Hell? W/out good there can be no evil, simple physics

62. What one thing have you done that most people haven't? I had my left nipple pierced

63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done? I have no idea, I don't keep track of those things

64. Have you gone to WTIT's facebook page and hit "like" yet? If not, why not? (No pressure.) No, it's not a priority

65. What holiday should exist but doesn't? We don't need anymore made up holidays

66. What holiday shouldn't exist but does? Valentine's Day & St. Patrick's Day, dump them both!

67. What's the best joke you ever heard? A piece of rope walks into a bar & the bartender yells "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! WE DON'T SERVE YR KIND!" The little piece of rope goes home all dejected but vows to return to the bar. He concentrates and concentrates & twists and turns to change his shape. The piece of rope goes back to the bar & orders a beer, the bartender says, "Don't I know you?" and the piece of rope says, "I'm afraid not."

68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been? Mexico

69. Is your hair natural or dyed? Dye dye, my darling!

70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front? I'm an open book

71. What is under your bed right now? Sheets, long underwear & boxes of my clothes that don't fit into my minuscule closet

72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home? I could live in Oz

73. If you drive do you frequently speed? Exactly 10 miles over the speed limit

74. What is the world's best song to dance to? "Party at Ground Zero" by Fishbone

75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone? Hmmm......I can't remember