Wide Awake

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1) Using the first line of your favorite song, tell a story about why it’s your favorite. "It's alright 'cause the historical pattern has shown how the economical cycle tends to resolve"......it was 1994 and I worked in a music store. A free music sampler, it was fate. I fell in love and I bounced my first check.

2) If you were a piece of furniture, what would you be, and why? An ottoman because I'd be awesome and multi-functional. I am a foot rest, a stool & a storage unit. It doesn't get better than that.

3) Dimples: like ‘em, hate ‘em? Don’t care? LOVE, especially chin dimples.

3 Day Blog

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Today we ripped off a blogger (and friend for a lot of years) known as Cat. She authors the blog Sweet Memes. It's long, so we will do it in parts. She explains that she got it from here. (No, we don't get that part either.) But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The "You Can't Be Missed" Meme, The Last Part

Cheers to all of us thieves!

46. Would you ever try to quit one of your addictions, or better said: Bad Habits? I have almost stopped picking at my cuticles....it's a comfort thing

47. Could you ever kill yourself to save someone else? Uhhh......maybe

48. Does it matter if break up with someone or have them dump you? Nope, they both suck monkey balls

49. Would you rather have a turtle or a frog for a pet? Frog

50. Would you rather spend a day with Lady Gaga or Miley Cyrus? Lady Gaga, she has better hair and makeup people

51. Would you rather learn to play piano or guitar? Guitar and I'd fucking rock it acoustic style

52. We're going back to the day. Where did you get your kicks? Huh?

53. What Asian country would you like to visit the most? Why? Thailand for the beach or Vietnam for the food

54. Have you ever thought that a passer-by was the one (think James Blunt, here)? Yes, sadly

55. Ever told someone that your fake jewelery was really real? No, that would be lame

56. Where are the worst public restrooms? Holy God....so many awful places...gas stations... all of them!

57. What song was the latest one that got overplayed really fast? "You oughta Know"

58. What Friends (American TV show from the 90s) character are you most like? Phoebe, hot and quirky

59. Whens the last time you had a Popsicle? A long time ago...everything I buy them they get freezer burn because I remember I don't like Popsicles

60. What TV show from way back would you love to see reappear? The Facts of Life

Here's to Linton High School

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Thursday Thunks: Back to High School

1. Who was your best friend? Kelly

2. Did you play any sports? No, I am a clumsy oaf

3. What kind of car did you drive? I didn't learn how to drive until I graduated from high school.

4. It’s Friday night. Where were you? Hanging out at Kelly's house

5. Were you a party animal? Not really, too uptight

6. Were you considered hot? NO!

7. Were you in the band, orchestra or choir? None of the above, I wasn't a joiner

8. Were you a nerd? More like a geeky spaz

9. Were you ever suspended or expelled? Never

10. Can you sing the fight song? We had a fight song?

Champion

Top Model recap time!

It's blonde vs brunette. Crabby pants vs. tiny tears.

But before the winner can be crowned, the long suffering viewers are forced to watch the hamsters schill for Cover Girl. Blahblahblah lipstick.

The parents are flown in....actually just Crank Molly's parents as Brittani's mother has an anxiety disorder and had a recent surgery.

Then the runway. Look! It's gentle giant Ann from last season. LOVE! And both hamsters are sporting blown out fro wigs ala Chaka Khan circa 1978. And seconds before the closing of the runway show, Brittani head dives into a wall. This is preserved forever in celluloid.

For the final judging, both hamsters had their chopped off. Wicked wicked short! Looks great, wish I could do that. But SB hates the cropped look and my face is too "round". Then the side by side photo comparisons. That is truly my favourite part. Molly has a better portfolio but bobbed Brittani is now the reining Top Model.

See you in September, Tyra!

Exploding Head Syndrome

I was about to write a thoughtful post about the wedding shower but I'm slowly dying from a killer migraine.

And to my horror of horrors, I no longer have any Zomig. I'm blaming this on my menses, personally I thought that it was supposed to get better as one ages gracefully. Hmm...not so much.

I am the absolute opposite of awesome today.

Pokey Meme

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1) When was the last time you thought you had things under control … and then the carpet was pulled out from under you? Umm...never. To quote Debbie Harry "The tide is high but I'm holding on."

2) Someone you’ve never liked or trusted comes to you and says she "wants to get to know you better." You are instantly suspicious. You are convinced that that isn’t at all what she wants, and you decide to play detective and find out what is going on. The first things you notice are that she has an odd cut on her arm and that she is carrying a rubber chicken that is missing a foot. Write this scene. "Go fuck yrself!"

3) You just moved to Sesame Street. Which Muppet is your new roommate? How do you think you and your furry friend would get along? Ernie! We'd hang out all day, getting into mischief and take baths together...awesomeness all the time.

Insomniac

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Today we ripped off a blogger (and friend for a lot of years) known as Cat. She authors the blog Sweet Memes. It's long, so we will do it in parts. She explains that she got it from here. (No, we don't get that part either.) But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The "You Can't Be Missed" Meme, Part 3

Cheers to all of us thieves!

31. What is your absolute favorite dessert? Tried, true chocolate cake....German chocolate cake

32. What can someone do to make you smile, no matter what? I adore and appreciate silliness

33. What do the hip people think of you? I have no idea and I don't give a fuck

34. What was the last gift you bought someone? I got lots and lots of gifts at my bridal shower yesterday

35. What was your favorite class in high school? English

36. How many spouses would be about right? Huh? One...I guess

37. What would you say was the most embarrassing moment of your life? Too many to mention!

38. Have you ever donate money to charity? Yes to the EPA

39. Has porn ever had a positive place in a current or recent relationship? Yes....and that's all I'm going to say

40. Would you ever dump the one you're with for someone who makes an obvious play and is MUCH hotter? NO! Jesus, we're getting married for God's sakes.

41. Have you ever disowned one of your relatives? No, I'm not that vindictive

42. Would you think it's OK to cheat on someone if they've already cheated on you? No, I'm not an eye for an eye type of person

43. Did you ever consider becoming a teacher? No

44. Would you ever give a hitch-hiker a ride somewhere? Sure

45. Would you ever try fasting for a whole week? NO WAY! I love food too damn much!

Honestly!

I'm late in my recap for Top Model and I couldn't figure out why I had no motivation. Then it hit me last night.....I don't care.

Pig tails finally went home...stay tuned for the lack luster finale recap!

Licious-Licious

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The TT questions are brought to you by Berleen, the color of_______________ and the number__________.

1. Do you know how to french braid? Nope, I can knot and ruin hair though.

2. Two guys are walking down the street. One drops his hat and reaches down to pick it up, the other kicks him in the ass. Do you laugh? Maybe...

3. You wake up one morning and dogs are meowing and cats are meowing - what are fish, elephants and crocodiles doing? Chattering like monkeys

4. You are going to your high school reunion. What award are you going to win? Most Misanthropic

5. You find yourself stranded on a deserted island. Soon you find a laptop with a lifelong battery & Internet connection, then you find a cave with an endless supply of food and a spring of fresh water. A cruise ship comes along to save you - do you get on it? Yes because I need a man too.

6. How many shortcuts do you have on your desktop? I have no idea what that means

7. I offer you a pie... the most delicious pie you have ever seen. You either have to eat the entire thing in one sitting or allow me to slam it into your face, which do you choose? Face....I don't need that many calories

8. Are you a pen stealer? Yes...be wary!

9. A dude from China comes up and offers you German chocolate cake, french fries and a Boston cream pie... what color is your car? Navy blue

10. Sometimes you just have to tap your foot to your favorite song - which TV series season finale are you watching? The Office, Big Bang Theory, The Simpsons

Hot Stuff

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1) You wake up chained to the wall of a medieval torture room. The torture devices are laid out on a table in front of you. What’s your plan? Cry and scream

2) What era is your favorite for fashion so far in your life? I like the early 90's kinder-whore sloppiness

3) You've just won a lifetime supply of candy! Which type do you pick? (By the way, it’s miraculously healthy to eat—no calories, no damage to teeth or other body parts.) Almond Joy

I got Good at Feeling Bad

http://sundaystealing.blogspot.com/2011/05/you-cant-be-missed-meme-part-2.html

Today we ripped off a blogger and friend known as Cat. She authors the blog Sweet Memes. It's long, so we will do it in parts. She explains the she from here. No, we don't get that part either. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The "You Can't Be Missed" Meme, Part 2

Cheers to all of us thieves!

16. What was the last thing you did that was totally selfish, yet you feel no guilt? Ate a pile of mashed potatoes

17. Tell us about a film fave of yours that we probably have not seen. Oh wow! Valley Girl, Nic Cage's 1st major role. Best. Teen. Flick. EVER!

18. When was the last time you kissed someone that you shouldn't have on the lips? Hee! About 3 years ago I think.

19. When was the last time you cooked something for someone not in your family? I made baked ravioli for an office party

20. When was the last time you danced like a crazy person? I do that every day. NEXT!

21. When was the last time you just wanted to be invisible? Wedding shower strategy meetings...I hate surprises

22. When was the last time you got a gift you absolutely hated? A couple of Christmases ago I got an incredibly ugly sweater which eventually got thrown out

23. When was the last time you got into a physical fight? (If NEVER, let us know about a time that you got close to a fight.) 1999 I have no regrets

24. When was the last time you had to sleep with a light on? After I saw The Grudge

25. When was the last time you were under some serious stress? Every day

26. When was the last time you watched your favorite movie? I have lots of favourites, one of which I viewed last night

27. What song did you most recently downloaded? The Goldfrapp album "Supernatural"

28. What would you say is your favorite hobby? Reading

29. What is your favorite thing to do when you hang out with friends? Play games and listen to music

30. What would you rather do: shower or bathe with that celebrity that you are crushing on? Shower because my tub needs to be re-glazed

The Hell you Say

I've been so wrapped up in wedding nonsense, that I've been neglecting my cute little awesome blog.

Right now my life is a blur of favours, RSVP's, fittings, make up, ties, dances....it's so fucking boring and tedious.

Not that I have anything against weddings, I'm excited to have huge joyful party. The planning is soul sucking.

Too much space filled in my brain and no time or inclination to write. Some day....

Medina

Top Model recap time, bitches!

And yes yes, it is that time of in the season again wherein the hamsters make fools out of themselves dancing in public. This time around the humiliation factor was increased two fold because the hamsters had to belly dance w/ a GIGANTIC tea set & lit candles on their heads. Ridiculous! The big surprise though was Miss Brittani who came out on top in this challenge, she can actually dance. Of course compared to cranky pants (but incredibly beautiful face!) Molly, bland Hannah & dumb ass Bitch Face. Can't say enough bad things about Bitch Face! As the champion Brittani got to have private walking lessons w/ Miss Jay & she invited Blah Hannah along......for devious reasons (HA!). Hannah has the worst walk out of the four and everybody knows it.

Brittani ate goat brain and ended up w/ a touch of food poisoning. Rule #1 of traveling in a foreign country.....don't eat street food....EVER.

The photo shoot was very hard to explain. Let me just say two words "haute couture". That probably says nothing. The hamsters were all decked out and posing in the big ass open market. Best photo for the second week in a row went to Miss Molly. Yes she's angry and pouty but I really like her. And she can werq! Getting das boot was Bitch Face!!! Finally my prayers have been answered. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Final three!

Red Alert

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1) When you are eating out at your favorite restaurant, you find something unexpected in your food. The owner comes over looking frazzled and begs, “Please, I can explain!” Write a creative/exciting explanation for the object you discovered in your meal. A gold doubloon.

2) Salsa: mild, medium or hot? HOOOOOOTTTTT

3) Do you prefer short stories or longer fiction? Why? Longer fiction because I get too invested in the lives of the characters and then my brain has to get adjusted to get something new 20 pages later...no thanks.

Slacker

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Today we ripped off a blogger and friend known as Cat. (Yes, she spells her name with a period.) She authors the blog Sweet Memes. It's long, so we will do it in parts. She explains the she fromhere. No, we don't get that part either. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The "You Can't Be Missed" Meme, Part 1

Cheers to all of us thieves!

1. Which state do you consider to be the most boring state? The most boring state.....boredom.

2. If any chef from the Food Network (or any well known chef) could cater your wedding, who would it be? Alton Brown, he wears Doc Martens and he has the best mac n' cheese recipes ever.

3. What's the last thing you ate that was red? Tandori chicken

4. Have you ever questioned the sexuality orientation of a close friend? Nope

5. Everyone loses a friend after some big fight. Tell us about one. I've had that happen honestly...sometimes people just fade away w/out provocation

6. Have you ever washed an iPod or mp3 player in the washing machine? NO!

7. Have you ever screamed / yelled angrily at a boss? Yes, I have. It was totally warranted.

8. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Yup and woken up and cried and cried myself awake. Any permutation actually.

9. Have you ever regretted being in a relationship with someone? No, regrets are for losers.

10. Have you ever acted like you understood something when you didn't have a clue? Only when I watch Doctor Who

11. Have you ever thought someone must have been insane? If yes, tell us something about the person. Dude, please. I work in a non-profit community agency, what do you think?

12. Have you ever pretended to be younger than what you are? At the fair, 10 and younger in for free

13. Back in the day, did you ever cry because you were turned down for a date? YES

14. Have you ever (or your significant other) had a pregnancy scare? Nope

15. Have you ever pretended to like someone when you didn't? Nope, I just can't fake things like that.

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The TT questions are brought to you by Berleen, the color of the shark that nomnom'd on Osama and the number eight

And please remember not to take these questions literally. I got a message last week questioning the questions. This is meant to be a fun, think about it meme... there is not supposed to be serious answers! Have fun with it for pete's sake! Whoever Pete is....

1. Name 5 famous people that you wouldn't be you without them. Margaret Atwood, Margaret Cho, Joe Strummer, Willow Rosenberg, Bettie Page

2. So yeah, did you hear Osama is dead? If you could take any letter out of the alphabet and have it never ever used again, which letter would it be? X, very useless and lonely

3. If you were to swallow a guitar pick, would you tell anyone? NEVER!

4. My tummy hurts. Do you know anyone that eats strange things like toilet paper, chalk or some other off the wall thing that shouldn't be eaten? Ugh, no!

5. Whats your favorite kind of noodle? Wow! So many to choose from...gnocchi, definitely gnocchi

6. So yeah, back to this Osama stuff. When someone says "the event that everyone will remember where they were when they heard the news", what event do you think of? The day the Challenger blew up

7. Someone last week mentioned that I don't have to have exactly 10 questions, so should I stop here? No

8. Name 5 not-famous people that you wouldn't be you without them Friends, family and a boss

My Humps

Top Model recap time!

I missed the 1st 15 minutes of the show so bear w/ me. The hamsters are in Morocco. It seems as though there was some sort of go see type of thing and poor "fatty" Kasia couldn't fit into any of the sample sizes. Oh, c'mon! Those designers were the given heads up that she was coming. Idiotic reality TV!

For the photo shoot, the hamsters had to pose on camels. It was really cool actually. The camels really did not want their picture taken...at all. They were jumping and bucking all over the desert. Molly had best photo of the week and she deserved it even though she might slice a bitch's throat. Packing it up was larger than life Kasia. Wah! No fair! Why the hell is Hannah still around? She sucks monkey balls!

Nobody likes the big girls.

Forgotten Meme

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1) When the power goes out, do you grab matches and candles or a flashlight first? Candles, the cute smelly ones from Yankee Candle...I have a bajillion votives.

2) If you could personify and speak to your deepest, darkest fear, what would you say? I'm not a fat ugly useless piece of shit!

3) You're gathering signatures for a petition - what's your cause? Keep abortions safe & legal

Back in the Saddle

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Today we ripped off a blogger named Mary Warner from the blog The Woo Woo Tea Cup Journal. She explains the she was tagged for the meme from the blogger and meme named Manjo. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The "18 Questionable Questions" Meme

Cheers to all of us thieves!

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be? Cry and scream and move out.

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be? Be debt free

3. What is the one thing most hated by you? The thing I hate the most.....terrible grammar

4. What would you do with a billion dollars? Pay off my debts, finish the attic, invest

5. Could you fall in love with your best friend? Yeah probably, though I doubt I would have sex w/ her

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone? Loving someone

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love? I don't do that anymore, wasted too many years of my life.

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do? I'm getting married next month so this doesn't pertain to me. BUT since I have to answer the question, I would probably wait it out and be totally fucking miserable

9. If you'd like to act (movies, stage) with someone, who would it be? Hugh Jackman or Leisha Hailey

10. What do you expect of your loved one? Honesty & understanding

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time? In a supervisory or management position and a Mercedes

12. What’s your fear? Failure

13. Would you rather be single and rich or married, but poor? I'm already married and poor

14. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up? Pee

15. Do you ever hold back in a relationship? Never!!!

16. If you fell in love with two people simultaneously, how would you pick? The person that makes me incredibly happy

17. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing that special someone has done? It would take me a very very very long time to forgive & I never forget ever

18. What are your three most important expectations in love? I have no expectations, that's how I found love.