Thunk You Very Much

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This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Berleen, the color of your keyboard, and the number 4579.

1. Who is the craziest person in your family? Me, hands down.
2. If you could make turtle shells any color you wanted, what color would turtles be? Crimson
3. How fast do hotcakes sell? So fast it'll make yr head spin
4. Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol if they have eaten someone who was drunk? I think the alcohol wouldn't be absorbed into the cannibal's body, so no.
5. If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license? YES
6. Where do people in Hell tell other people to go? To go fuck themselves.
7. Do you make stupid little baby noises when talking to your pets? Always and I sing little songs too.
8. Is the light on in the room? Right now, yes.
9. Did the voice tell you that the light is on in the room? The voice? Ummm....no?
10. If you were to name an alcoholic drink, what would it be called? Bend Over and Take it like a Man.