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Monday, May 23, 2011

Pokey Meme

http://curiousasacat.blogspot.com/


1) When was the last time you thought you had things under control … and then the carpet was pulled out from under you? Umm...never. To quote Debbie Harry "The tide is high but I'm holding on."

2) Someone you’ve never liked or trusted comes to you and says she "wants to get to know you better." You are instantly suspicious. You are convinced that that isn’t at all what she wants, and you decide to play detective and find out what is going on. The first things you notice are that she has an odd cut on her arm and that she is carrying a rubber chicken that is missing a foot. Write this scene. "Go fuck yrself!"

3) You just moved to Sesame Street. Which Muppet is your new roommate? How do you think you and your furry friend would get along? Ernie! We'd hang out all day, getting into mischief and take baths together...awesomeness all the time.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Insomniac

http://sundaystealing.blogspot.com/2011/05/you-cant-be-missed-meme-part-3.html


Today we ripped off a blogger (and friend for a lot of years) known as Cat. She authors the blog Sweet Memes. It's long, so we will do it in parts. She explains that she got it from here. (No, we don't get that part either.) But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The "You Can't Be Missed" Meme, Part 3

Cheers to all of us thieves!

31. What is your absolute favorite dessert? Tried, true chocolate cake....German chocolate cake

32. What can someone do to make you smile, no matter what? I adore and appreciate silliness

33. What do the hip people think of you? I have no idea and I don't give a fuck

34. What was the last gift you bought someone? I got lots and lots of gifts at my bridal shower yesterday

35. What was your favorite class in high school? English

36. How many spouses would be about right? Huh? One...I guess

37. What would you say was the most embarrassing moment of your life? Too many to mention!

38. Have you ever donate money to charity? Yes to the EPA

39. Has porn ever had a positive place in a current or recent relationship? Yes....and that's all I'm going to say

40. Would you ever dump the one you're with for someone who makes an obvious play and is MUCH hotter? NO! Jesus, we're getting married for God's sakes.

41. Have you ever disowned one of your relatives? No, I'm not that vindictive

42. Would you think it's OK to cheat on someone if they've already cheated on you? No, I'm not an eye for an eye type of person

43. Did you ever consider becoming a teacher? No

44. Would you ever give a hitch-hiker a ride somewhere? Sure

45. Would you ever try fasting for a whole week? NO WAY! I love food too damn much!

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Honestly!

I'm late in my recap for Top Model and I couldn't figure out why I had no motivation. Then it hit me last night.....I don't care.

Pig tails finally went home...stay tuned for the lack luster finale recap!

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Licious-Licious




The TT questions are brought to you by Berleen, the color of_______________ and the number__________.

1. Do you know how to french braid? Nope, I can knot and ruin hair though.

2. Two guys are walking down the street. One drops his hat and reaches down to pick it up, the other kicks him in the ass. Do you laugh? Maybe...

3. You wake up one morning and dogs are meowing and cats are meowing - what are fish, elephants and crocodiles doing? Chattering like monkeys

4. You are going to your high school reunion. What award are you going to win? Most Misanthropic

5. You find yourself stranded on a deserted island. Soon you find a laptop with a lifelong battery & Internet connection, then you find a cave with an endless supply of food and a spring of fresh water. A cruise ship comes along to save you - do you get on it? Yes because I need a man too.

6. How many shortcuts do you have on your desktop? I have no idea what that means

7. I offer you a pie... the most delicious pie you have ever seen. You either have to eat the entire thing in one sitting or allow me to slam it into your face, which do you choose? Face....I don't need that many calories

8. Are you a pen stealer? Yes...be wary!

9. A dude from China comes up and offers you German chocolate cake, french fries and a Boston cream pie... what color is your car? Navy blue

10. Sometimes you just have to tap your foot to your favorite song - which TV series season finale are you watching? The Office, Big Bang Theory, The Simpsons

Monday, May 16, 2011

Hot Stuff



1) You wake up chained to the wall of a medieval torture room. The torture devices are laid out on a table in front of you. What’s your plan? Cry and scream

2) What era is your favorite for fashion so far in your life? I like the early 90's kinder-whore sloppiness

3) You've just won a lifetime supply of candy! Which type do you pick? (By the way, it’s miraculously healthy to eat—no calories, no damage to teeth or other body parts.) Almond Joy

Sunday, May 15, 2011

I got Good at Feeling Bad

http://sundaystealing.blogspot.com/2011/05/you-cant-be-missed-meme-part-2.html


Today we ripped off a blogger and friend known as Cat. She authors the blog Sweet Memes. It's long, so we will do it in parts. She explains the she from here. No, we don't get that part either. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The "You Can't Be Missed" Meme, Part 2

Cheers to all of us thieves!

16. What was the last thing you did that was totally selfish, yet you feel no guilt? Ate a pile of mashed potatoes

17. Tell us about a film fave of yours that we probably have not seen. Oh wow! Valley Girl, Nic Cage's 1st major role. Best. Teen. Flick. EVER!

18. When was the last time you kissed someone that you shouldn't have on the lips? Hee! About 3 years ago I think.

19. When was the last time you cooked something for someone not in your family? I made baked ravioli for an office party

20. When was the last time you danced like a crazy person? I do that every day. NEXT!

21. When was the last time you just wanted to be invisible? Wedding shower strategy meetings...I hate surprises

22. When was the last time you got a gift you absolutely hated? A couple of Christmases ago I got an incredibly ugly sweater which eventually got thrown out

23. When was the last time you got into a physical fight? (If NEVER, let us know about a time that you got close to a fight.) 1999 I have no regrets

24. When was the last time you had to sleep with a light on? After I saw The Grudge

25. When was the last time you were under some serious stress? Every day

26. When was the last time you watched your favorite movie? I have lots of favourites, one of which I viewed last night

27. What song did you most recently downloaded? The Goldfrapp album "Supernatural"

28. What would you say is your favorite hobby? Reading

29. What is your favorite thing to do when you hang out with friends? Play games and listen to music

30. What would you rather do: shower or bathe with that celebrity that you are crushing on? Shower because my tub needs to be re-glazed

Saturday, May 14, 2011

The Hell you Say

I've been so wrapped up in wedding nonsense, that I've been neglecting my cute little awesome blog.

Right now my life is a blur of favours, RSVP's, fittings, make up, ties, dances....it's so fucking boring and tedious.

Not that I have anything against weddings, I'm excited to have huge joyful party. The planning is soul sucking.

Too much space filled in my brain and no time or inclination to write. Some day....