1) When was the last time you thought you had things under control … and then the carpet was pulled out from under you? Umm...never. To quote Debbie Harry "The tide is high but I'm holding on."
2) Someone you’ve never liked or trusted comes to you and says she "wants to get to know you better." You are instantly suspicious. You are convinced that that isn’t at all what she wants, and you decide to play detective and find out what is going on. The first things you notice are that she has an odd cut on her arm and that she is carrying a rubber chicken that is missing a foot. Write this scene. "Go fuck yrself!"
3) You just moved to Sesame Street. Which Muppet is your new roommate? How do you think you and your furry friend would get along? Ernie! We'd hang out all day, getting into mischief and take baths together...awesomeness all the time.