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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Garbage Bag Ladies

Top Model recap time, y'all!

And it's go see time! The hamsters have to go to 5 go sees in a Smart Cars & have to use their wits and map to navigate the greater Los Angeles area & must be back at the designated area by 3 pm. You can already see how this poses many major problems. Hannah has a crap runway walk & has wears idiotic pigtails. Brittani & Jaclyn only made it to 2 go sees which doesn't cut the mustard. And Bitchface won because she's a suck up. Molly had me rolling on the floor laughing w/ her mean ass snarkiness!

For the photo shoot, the hamsters were decked out in haute couture and were posing on stilts in a...wait for it....wait for it...GARBAGE DUMP. Are you fucking kidding? What could be more hazardous and dangerous than fucking putting on fuck me pumps and prancing around on dirty hypodermic needles? Plus, I loved how half the crew had on hospital masks. Please, make sure the crew is safe but, ya know, fuck the hamsters! Bitchface had best photo of the week....I respectfully disagree. And packing it up was Jaclyn and her baby voice.

Back in two weeks!

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