I got a little spring in my step this afternoon when a friend (hi dan!) informed me that GMC is closing down the manufacturing of the Hummer. I was elated and stunned "But won't that cost them money?" Nope! It's going to save GM about 15 million dollars by 2010.
Hurray! The reign of eco-terror is starting to crumble.
In all seriousness, why the fuck does anyone need to drive a Hummer? Unless you live in the mountains of West Virginia or rural Vermont, you don't need to drive that wasteful, enormous pile of scrap metal.
Also, we all know that certain cars are purchased to compensate for the underdeveloped gentleman. I'm looking at you Govenator! That moron actually owns 10 Hummers. 10! Then has the balls to get on the cover of Newsweek promoting the California "going green" campaign.
At times like this I harken back to the wisdom of Doctor Seuss and his momentual tome "The Lorax". Remember this word my friends: unless.....