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This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Bud, the color of Australian Money, and the number 333.

Did you see that? We have a guest blogger this week!!!!

1. Someone knocks on your door. You have not seen this person in years. You were once great friends. Who would you like it to be and why? Tyson and he wants to tell me he's getting divorced. I promptly slam the door in his face.

2. What do you think would be a great song title that isn't one? Who do you want to record it? Waterless Flood by Radiohead

3. You are having a party. If I'm invited, what should I bring? Good conversation

4. If your spouse or s/o cheated with a one night stand while away, would you really want to know? No!

5. How long does it take for a house guest to drive you bonkers? 3 days

6. If you could pick a new color for the sky, what would you pick? Orange

7. What did you think of the Olympics? I didn't watch one single blessed event.

8. Could TT have thought of a lamer blogger that me to guest host? Sure, there's a crazy cop's wife out there that's in love w/ Rush Limbaugh

9. What's the stupidest lie that someone really thought you'd believe? I may be married but I still love you.

10. What was the best day you had in high school? Tell us about it. In 9th grade, when we had wellness day. I had a palm reading class w/ my friend Andie.

11. Name something that you have in your home that you are sure most people don't. A healthy sense of irony.

12. Why haven't you at least tried to play The Dating Profile Meme? I'm engaged, you perv!

13. Do you think homophobia is a choice? Yes, absolutely.