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1] We all love snuggly things, right? In your own words, explain how the "X" and "O" became symbols for kisses and hugs! Who the hell cares?!
2] Besides eliminating sticks, what would you put in a non-stick pan? Used chewing gum
3] x=y over pi squared. What are your thoughts on crematoriums having discounts on those that die in fires? That doesn't happen....ever
4] Tongue twisters are fun...but, it's torture to try to say lisp with that "s" in the word. What is your favorite tongue twister? Risque answers get extra credit! Eleven benevolent elephants
5] Cold weather is coming up. If it's zero degrees Fahrenheit, and tomorrow night it's predicted to be twice as cold, what temperature will it be? Below 0
6] Your significant other is upset with you, would you rather be skating on thin ice or be in hot water? Why? Hot water because I usually get a flushed face when I'm upset
7] What's worse, expecting the unexpected or being a wise guy? Expecting the unexpected because it usually ends being far worse than I can imagine.
8] What brand of vacuum cleaner sucks the best? Mine really sucks!!! Dyson all the way
9] How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Do you like playing with fire? No, it burns
10] Toys R us...what was your favorite toy? Spirograph...hours and hours spent on that sucker
11] Halloween is near...let's go grave robbing....what would you like to find? Nazi gold
12] Do you wake up or open your eyes first? Depends on the day
13] What mask would you wear to a Halloween Party? All white and expressionless....very scary.