Thunk Master

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The TT questions are brought to you by Bud, the color of a pumpkin pie and the number 3333.

1. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who were you meeting and why? I was 3 & I got caught trying to cross the road to go to the mall.

2. Tell us about the last time that you got your heart broken. Extra points if you publish their naked photo. The idiot that I dated before Sexybeast. I was heavily pursued and then he decided he wanted to be w/ his ex.

3. Tell us about someone you know named Bob. (Yes, we know this is a stupid question. Stupid is what we do best.) Do I know a Bob? I know I a Rob that call Bob because he hates that name.

4. We just found the perfect retail space. We are giving you the store. What’s its name and what do you sell? I'd go into business w/ my friend. She had the best idea ever! Part vegetarian cafe, part sex toy store. And we call it "Beat Greens".

5. Tell us about your last “friend with benefits". Oh no. I don't sleep w/ my friends.

6. Kimber worries a lot. What was the last this that you worried about? That I wouldn't be able to assist a client in paying their utility bill.

7. Do you believe “once a cheater, always a cheater”? Yes

8. Tell us about moving out of your parent’s home. Who did you move in with? By myself. I've never had roommates. Sexybeast is my first roommate.

9. What was your most recent regret? I have no regrets. That is a waste of time and energy.

10. Berleen recently ranted on face book about having to got to parent-teacher conferences when your child has great grades. What was the stupidest meeting that you most recently endured? Hmmmmm.....nothing recently. At my old job I had to put up w/ a lot of idiotic waste of time meetings.

11. Do you collect anything? Lunch boxes.

12. Has anyone ever told you that you were in the wrong job? YES! When I had a menial job at a hospital, I had people tell me all the time I was too smart to be a unit secretary.

13. Is there something that you’d like to complete before the end of 2010? Lose 20 pounds!