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Thursday, December 22, 2011

Big Game, Big Loser

Top Chef recap, y'all!

For the Quickfire Challenge, the cheftestants were greeted by Top Chef Masters alum Tim Love. Tim has a psychotic smile. It's creepy! The cheftestants had to pair a sipping tequila w/ a tasty dish. Sucking it hard core were Crotch Head Heather and her Chili's inspired poop-fest, Stupid Hair Accessory Chris and his dry chicken & Sarah's under cooked risotto. Sarah then bitched that risotto should be cooked al dente. News flash! Risotto should smooth & creamy, not hard & chunky. Winning a bucket of money (immunity is now off the table) was Ty and his spicy Thai flavoured clams.

For the Elimination Challenge, the cheftestants were assigned into pairs and had to make big game meat dishes. WITH A TWIST! The cheftestants had to taste each others dishes and select the 3 best & worst teams w/ one team going home. On a winning streak was Ty and Edward & their delicious delicious quail offering. I've never had quail but I'm very intrigued about it's flavour.  Sadly Dakota & Nyesha got chopped because Dakota under cooked her venison. Oy! Disappointed :-(

Heather is a C U Next Tuesday! She bullied Beverly, she yelled at Grayson, she thinks her shit does not stink. Please please please send her home, Top Chef Gods of Fate!

5 comments:

Jon in Albany said...

Heather was out of control. I sincerely hope that this is a blown out of proportion characterization of her produced by creative editing. I'm not sure it is though.

I thought the challenge sucked. A cheftestant shouldn't go home because their partner failed. At least if you had a good dish on a team challenge, you will be safe. One chef's errors totally screwed another chef and that's not right. Of the 3 worst dishes, there was one chef on each team responsible for the problems. This time, Nyesha got screwed.

Redemption Kitchen Spoiler:

The challenge was cooking with only a wok. Three chefs cooked: Dakota, Nyesha, and the other female chef that was eliminated last week. Can't remember her name. Nyesha won with a stir fired scallop dish. Looked pretty good.

phairhead said...

Jon: it's Whitney that yr thinking of.....stir fry scallops, you say? Does "fuck" go w/ "yeah"?

Lydia said...

I knew that the annoying bitch from hell (can't remember her name) would be safe. The producers love the drama and wouldn't get rid of a "villain" that easily. Oh, wait. It's all about the food. Riiiight.

phairhead said...

Lyds: I hate stupid manufactured drama! However, UNDER COOKED VENISON *sigh* those poor deer gave their lives for that?

H A R R Y G O A Z said...

Have a Wonderful New Year!