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Top Model recap time, bitches!

And yes yes, it is that time of in the season again wherein the hamsters make fools out of themselves dancing in public. This time around the humiliation factor was increased two fold because the hamsters had to belly dance w/ a GIGANTIC tea set & lit candles on their heads. Ridiculous! The big surprise though was Miss Brittani who came out on top in this challenge, she can actually dance. Of course compared to cranky pants (but incredibly beautiful face!) Molly, bland Hannah & dumb ass Bitch Face. Can't say enough bad things about Bitch Face! As the champion Brittani got to have private walking lessons w/ Miss Jay & she invited Blah Hannah along......for devious reasons (HA!). Hannah has the worst walk out of the four and everybody knows it.

Brittani ate goat brain and ended up w/ a touch of food poisoning. Rule #1 of traveling in a foreign country.....don't eat street food....EVER.

The photo shoot was very hard to explain. Let me just say two words "haute couture". That probably says nothing. The hamsters were all decked out and posing in the big ass open market. Best photo for the second week in a row went to Miss Molly. Yes she's angry and pouty but I really like her. And she can werq! Getting das boot was Bitch Face!!! Finally my prayers have been answered. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Final three!

Red Alert

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1) When you are eating out at your favorite restaurant, you find something unexpected in your food. The owner comes over looking frazzled and begs, “Please, I can explain!” Write a creative/exciting explanation for the object you discovered in your meal. A gold doubloon.

2) Salsa: mild, medium or hot? HOOOOOOTTTTT

3) Do you prefer short stories or longer fiction? Why? Longer fiction because I get too invested in the lives of the characters and then my brain has to get adjusted to get something new 20 pages later...no thanks.

Slacker

http://sundaystealing.blogspot.com/2011/05/you-cant-be-missed-meme-part-1.html

Today we ripped off a blogger and friend known as Cat. (Yes, she spells her name with a period.) She authors the blog Sweet Memes. It's long, so we will do it in parts. She explains the she fromhere. No, we don't get that part either. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The "You Can't Be Missed" Meme, Part 1

Cheers to all of us thieves!

1. Which state do you consider to be the most boring state? The most boring state.....boredom.

2. If any chef from the Food Network (or any well known chef) could cater your wedding, who would it be? Alton Brown, he wears Doc Martens and he has the best mac n' cheese recipes ever.

3. What's the last thing you ate that was red? Tandori chicken

4. Have you ever questioned the sexuality orientation of a close friend? Nope

5. Everyone loses a friend after some big fight. Tell us about one. I've had that happen honestly...sometimes people just fade away w/out provocation

6. Have you ever washed an iPod or mp3 player in the washing machine? NO!

7. Have you ever screamed / yelled angrily at a boss? Yes, I have. It was totally warranted.

8. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Yup and woken up and cried and cried myself awake. Any permutation actually.

9. Have you ever regretted being in a relationship with someone? No, regrets are for losers.

10. Have you ever acted like you understood something when you didn't have a clue? Only when I watch Doctor Who

11. Have you ever thought someone must have been insane? If yes, tell us something about the person. Dude, please. I work in a non-profit community agency, what do you think?

12. Have you ever pretended to be younger than what you are? At the fair, 10 and younger in for free

13. Back in the day, did you ever cry because you were turned down for a date? YES

14. Have you ever (or your significant other) had a pregnancy scare? Nope

15. Have you ever pretended to like someone when you didn't? Nope, I just can't fake things like that.

Can you See this?

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The TT questions are brought to you by Berleen, the color of the shark that nomnom'd on Osama and the number eight

And please remember not to take these questions literally. I got a message last week questioning the questions. This is meant to be a fun, think about it meme... there is not supposed to be serious answers! Have fun with it for pete's sake! Whoever Pete is....

1. Name 5 famous people that you wouldn't be you without them. Margaret Atwood, Margaret Cho, Joe Strummer, Willow Rosenberg, Bettie Page

2. So yeah, did you hear Osama is dead? If you could take any letter out of the alphabet and have it never ever used again, which letter would it be? X, very useless and lonely

3. If you were to swallow a guitar pick, would you tell anyone? NEVER!

4. My tummy hurts. Do you know anyone that eats strange things like toilet paper, chalk or some other off the wall thing that shouldn't be eaten? Ugh, no!

5. Whats your favorite kind of noodle? Wow! So many to choose from...gnocchi, definitely gnocchi

6. So yeah, back to this Osama stuff. When someone says "the event that everyone will remember where they were when they heard the news", what event do you think of? The day the Challenger blew up

7. Someone last week mentioned that I don't have to have exactly 10 questions, so should I stop here? No

8. Name 5 not-famous people that you wouldn't be you without them Friends, family and a boss

My Humps

Top Model recap time!

I missed the 1st 15 minutes of the show so bear w/ me. The hamsters are in Morocco. It seems as though there was some sort of go see type of thing and poor "fatty" Kasia couldn't fit into any of the sample sizes. Oh, c'mon! Those designers were the given heads up that she was coming. Idiotic reality TV!

For the photo shoot, the hamsters had to pose on camels. It was really cool actually. The camels really did not want their picture taken...at all. They were jumping and bucking all over the desert. Molly had best photo of the week and she deserved it even though she might slice a bitch's throat. Packing it up was larger than life Kasia. Wah! No fair! Why the hell is Hannah still around? She sucks monkey balls!

Nobody likes the big girls.

Forgotten Meme

http://curiousasacat.blogspot.com/

1) When the power goes out, do you grab matches and candles or a flashlight first? Candles, the cute smelly ones from Yankee Candle...I have a bajillion votives.

2) If you could personify and speak to your deepest, darkest fear, what would you say? I'm not a fat ugly useless piece of shit!

3) You're gathering signatures for a petition - what's your cause? Keep abortions safe & legal

Back in the Saddle

http://sundaystealing.blogspot.com/2011/04/18-questionable-questions-meme.html

Today we ripped off a blogger named Mary Warner from the blog The Woo Woo Tea Cup Journal. She explains the she was tagged for the meme from the blogger and meme named Manjo. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The "18 Questionable Questions" Meme

Cheers to all of us thieves!

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be? Cry and scream and move out.

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be? Be debt free

3. What is the one thing most hated by you? The thing I hate the most.....terrible grammar

4. What would you do with a billion dollars? Pay off my debts, finish the attic, invest

5. Could you fall in love with your best friend? Yeah probably, though I doubt I would have sex w/ her

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone? Loving someone

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love? I don't do that anymore, wasted too many years of my life.

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do? I'm getting married next month so this doesn't pertain to me. BUT since I have to answer the question, I would probably wait it out and be totally fucking miserable

9. If you'd like to act (movies, stage) with someone, who would it be? Hugh Jackman or Leisha Hailey

10. What do you expect of your loved one? Honesty & understanding

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time? In a supervisory or management position and a Mercedes

12. What’s your fear? Failure

13. Would you rather be single and rich or married, but poor? I'm already married and poor

14. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up? Pee

15. Do you ever hold back in a relationship? Never!!!

16. If you fell in love with two people simultaneously, how would you pick? The person that makes me incredibly happy

17. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing that special someone has done? It would take me a very very very long time to forgive & I never forget ever

18. What are your three most important expectations in love? I have no expectations, that's how I found love.