5 Memes a Ringin'

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1. What’s something you wear only when you’re just about out of clean clothes? That never happens to me. I am diligent w/ the laundry.
   
2. Who’s someone you hang out with only if nobody else is available? WHAT? That's fucking horrible.
   
3. What’s something you eat only when the budget is really, really tight? Ramen, bologna.
   
4. Who’s someone you call for help only if you absolutely must? Momma.
   
5. What’s something you’ll watch on television only because it’s slightly better than watching nothing? Reality TV, though never never never "The Real Housewives of ________" I've never been that desperate.
   

Brain Vomit

Here's some stuff that has been kicking around in my noggin:

Wedding planning sucks. I'm in the process of trying to find a venue and most of the websites I've been checking out don't have a price listing. So guess what I get to do on my lunch breaks.

BLAH!!!!!!

I've been watching that "Teen Mom" show on the interwebs (we're cheap bastards at my house, y'all. no cable here!), It's a spin-off of the MTV reality show "16 & Pregnant". Basically life after the the rug rat is born. One chick gave her daughter up for adoption. OY! That was a fucking tear jerker. Especially since her mom and grey streaked mullet wearin' step dad (who incidentally is her boyfriend's bio-dad. uhh... weirdness!), did not approve of the whole adoption thang. So 4 months after the birth, they're still giving her grief about "taking the easy way out". Nice! And there's this bratty girl that goes out all night and leaves her baby w/ her parents. Say what? Yr living in a huge suburban house, yr paying no rent, someone is there to clean up after you and all the baby necessities are being provided for you free of charge and yr gonna yell at yr dad "fuck you!" I'm at a loss for words.

Brain is on overload. New job. Crash course in learning DV. Pile of crap on my living room table needs to be filled out and sent to HR. Think I'll go play pop it or word whomp.

The Awful Truth

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Were you considered popular in high school? Why or why not? NO!! I was a big nerd and picked on horribly all 4 years.

Did you have an enemy or bully when you were young? How young are we talking? Not until I was 12.

If you could go on a road trip with any person (dead or alive) who would you go with and where would you go? Paris w/ Sartre

Go Meme Yrself

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1) Have you ever taken someone else’s things by mistake? What did you do? Nope don't think that has ever happened before.

2) You've just met someone from a very warm planet. Describe ice to this person. I bring them some ice. Show, don't tell.

3) What is the single worst thing about living at this point in history? Our shitty environment, NYC will be submerged in water at some point.

4) Show and Tell. What comes to mind first when you see this picture? Or, tell a story if it reminds you of one. "Olive Garden, table for one."

Don't Think

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1. 365 :: days in a year
   
2. Tombstone :: Arizona
   
3. Dumb :: and dumber
   
4. Intrusive :: Invasive
   
5. Fat :: thin
   
6. Axe :: handle
   
7. Planned :: spontaneous
   
8. Spike :: Dru
   
9. Bleach :: Clorox
   
10. Shopkeeper :: innkeeper
    

Knocking me Out w/ Those American Thighs

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1. What celebrity would you just want to shake some sense into? Tara Reid. "Yr getting older! Go make a fucking decent movie! You dried up old skank!"

2. What do you think comes after death? Either heaven or hell. Yes, I believe in an after life.

3. What is the first book that you can remember reading by yourself as a child? A 1st grade reader my mother had kept for my older brothers. Yes, folks, I taught myself to read.

4. What was the first rock concert that you attended? A double bill of Great White and Tesla just after my 14th birthday.

5. If you were to suddenly become famous, would you choose a stage name? If yes, what would it be? Nyah, I like my name.

6. What is the one thing that you wish the media would stop talking about? Jon & Kate!!!!

7. If you could be part of any band, which one would it be and who would you be and why? I would sing back up vocals for Yo La Tengo because they are low-fi and amazing.

8. Do you live close to your immediate family members? If not, how far away are they? Yes except for my brother Pablo, he's 3 hours away in Boston, MA.

9. Last seasonal question (promise): What did you do on New Year's Eve? Went to the family log home in the Adirondacks, drank 1 drink and we all went to bed before midnight.

Sex is a High Number

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1. What is your pet hate? I'm assuming that is equivalent to pet peeve. In which case I'll say, either being interrupted or ignored.
2. If you had the choice of living on any planet, then which one it be and why? Pluto. Because it's not a real planet.
   
3. It’s your birthday and everyone forgets what would you do? Have a fucking fit!!!
   
4. Do you think you are good at recycling? Yes, I am exceptional at it.
   
5. Cash or credit? Cash. Credit = unhappiness
   
6. Car or public transport!? Car, our public transport in upstate NY sucks it hard