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Thursday, December 23, 2010

Jingle Jangle

The TT questions are brought to you by Berleen, the color of the foot spray on the table and the num
ber 25.

C- What color/flavor candy cane should I put in your stocking? Cherry or lime or cherry lime

H- If Santa really comes down the chimney of people's houses and he busts out the bricks on the way down, do you think that is covered by his Christmas insurance? Santa is magic, he can put that shit back together in a millisecond

R- Did you know that rabbits eat their own poop to get the nutrients from the food that they didn't get from it the first time they ate it? Yes I did because I read the best book of all time "Oryx & Crake" by Margaret Atwood

I- Have you ever sucked on an icicle? No I have fellatiated an icicle

S- Do you think there is too much sex on TV? Dude, I love to watch "Rock of Love"! What do you think?

T- We're eating tacos. Taco sauce - hot, medium, mild or OMG my butthole is going to hurt tomorrow! ? HOT!

M- Are you sick of Christmas music yet? My radio station doesn't play Christmas music and if they did, I gots my iPod

A- Add up the number of windows in your house, subtract that number by the number of doors you have in your house, multiply that by the number of hallways you have in your house and then add the number of light switches. Whats your answer? 29

S- You build a snowman (yes you really do), what color hat do you have him wear? And now you are going to build a sand castle (yes, shut up, you do that too), does it have a moat? Brown, it's all moat


Ria said...

um - cherry/lime, my favorite non alcoholic drink is a cherry limeade from sonic!

Love, love, love your icicle answer - and I'm totally with you on the hot sauce.

phairhead said...

Ria: ooh! Cherry/lime rickey...nom nom

Candy said...

awesome responses!
merry Christmas!

phairhead said...

Merry Merry to you too!