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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Weenie Butt

As some of you may know, Independence Day = Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest. Joey Chestnut snarfed down 62 dogs in 10 minutes. It was freaking impressive!

However, I am fucking pissed because the lady gurgitators were segregated in their own mini contest...."The Pink Belt". Fucking sexist bullshit! Those chicks can throw down w/ the best of men! Especially my favorite competitor, Sonya "Black Widow" Thomas. If she had been allowed in the real contest, she would have come in third.

7 comments:

Lydia said...

I always watch the mustard belt and I missed having a lady up there this year. Also, the whole mess with Kobiyashi is stupid. They should let him back in. I'm sick of Joey Chestnut not really having much competition.

Wow. I am a real dork. I have OPINIONS on a freaking hot dog eating contest. Pathetic.

Elliot MacLeod-Michael said...

I sort of agree, but historically speaking they get their asses handed to them when it's coed, so I see why they did that.

phairhead said...

Lydia: Kobiyashi is a dick.....he claims he ate 69 dogs at a friend's apartment the same time Chestnut was snarfing down.....i say liar!


Elliot: Sonya always lands in the top 5 though

the late phoenix said...

i'm with lydia, without my hero kobayashi in there, it just isn't the same. let the two kings and all genders duke it out each year all together and all fair and square. otherwise, you dishonor those beautiful hot dogs who give up their lives...

phairhead said...

Phoenix: my problem w/ Kobiyashi is he takes himself way too seriously, however, the mustard belt was not the same w/out him

Lemons Don't Make Lemonade said...

62 hot dogs is mighty impressive.

phairhead said...

Lemons: believe or not that's not even the world record!