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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Never Fake the Thunk

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Berleen's demon spawns (teenagers), the color of snowflakes, and the number 7200.

They are 15 and 13... that is your warning.

And thanks to Bud for reminding us that it was time.

1. Why are computer mouses called mouses? They're not called mice? Hm.
2. If a guy has no money and he goes into a bar does he get kicked out? If he can get someone to buy his drinks, then nope.
3. Why does Taryn hate rat terrier puppies? I think it's implied in the name, RAT terrier.
4. Why do polar bears not moo? Because they are not cows.
5. Why do people let doves fly at their weddings? It's a symbol of peace.
6. Why are no two snowflakes alike? Basic geometry.
7. Why do people want things that don't work? (ads in newspapers - like junk batteries wanted) People are idiots.
8. Why do we have to wear shoes at school? Because the floor is vile and disgrossting. And feet are stinky.
9. Why do people wear socks with sandals? See answer to #7
10. Why do we always want bear hugs? You have an unconscious death wish.
11. Why do dogs lick people's toes? And why do they like to lick lotion? Dogs lick everything. Kitties like lotion too.
12. Why do people get this little thing pierced - as she points to the little thing on her ear. Because it's there.
13. Why do dogs like to eat out of litterboxes? Dogs are vile creatures.
14. Have you ever eaten a sandwich that had really weird things in it? I had peanut butter and pickle once. Is that weird?
15. Why isn't snow purple? Ask Mother Nature.
16. When the earth was made why was the sky made blue? Go look in an encyclopedia.
17. Why do cats like laser lights? They like bright shiny things.
18. When someone invented Santa Clause, why did they make him fat? Never trust a skinny Santa.
19. What do you think Santa does when he's not making toys? Naps and eats.
20. Why is it that suddenly I don't care anymore? Yr a teenager, it's in yr job description.
21. Why are the healthiest things for you most expensive? ARGGH!!! And I hate it. It's cheaper eating unhealthy food. ARRRGHH!!

I did warn you....


I am Harriet said...

Good point about doves and peace :)

Enjoy your day.

Anonymous said...

cats like lotion, but they like LASERS more. my education is based solely on SNL

phairhead said...

harriet: thanks :D

eternal: Oh man!!! I love laser cats!!!

Leslie said...

Yes, peanut butter and pickles is gross. :P

phairhead said...

leslie: is it? :D