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Thursday, February 4, 2010

1. You walk into a room, someone turns and looks at you and laughs. What do you do? Turn red and get mad.

2. You find an egg, take it home and keep it warm. It hatches. What type of dinosaur is it? Do you keep it and name? Sleestak named Enik

3. Which superhero would you want to be related to and why? Tony Stark because he's a rich fucker.

4. A drunken sailor comes up to you on the pier...he begins harassing you in a most repulsive way....what'll be your defense? Down you go to Davy Jones' locker!

5. Entering a CLASS A piano bar, you're encouraged to sing atop the grand grab the microphone and sing..... "Waterloo" by Abba

6. If you were a character in a Dr. Seuss book/movie, who would you be and why? The Lorax because I like to recycle.

7. If you have just been called to be a substitute in the Winter Olympics for your country (apparently everyone else was busy), what sport(s) will you compete in? Kick ball

8. Did the audience from the piano bar in question #5 applaud when you were done with your song? Polite applause


I am Harriet said...

Davy Jones locker- good one!

Have a great Thursday!

Anonymous said...

gotta love enik, he was from the future, or the past, or was it the future?...

The Girl Least Likely To said...

Waterloo! I love the Waterloo scene in Muriel's Wedding!

Albany Jane said...

lol, you crack me up "polite applause"

I almost wrote applesauce. lol

Lydia said...

I'd belt out Mary Jane by Tori Amos. It's a funny little ditty about pot.

My word verification thingy is "ioulveye" which i think means I owe you, lovey. that sounds so thurston howell the third.

phairhead said...

harriet: thanks, you too!

eternal: and he used to talk about the matri a lot too :*

girly: me too!! Toni Collette is the shit :D

AJ: polite applesauce would be good too!

lydia: which CD is Mary Jane from? i'm a wee bit behind. i refused to buy Beekeeper because it sounded poopy

Lydia said...

Mary Jane is from the new one which is only so-so. And the beekeeper is mostly suckish but a few of my favorite tori songs also come from that cd. weird, huh?

phairhead said...

Scarlett's Walk was the last one I really liked as a whole