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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Thunked Out

http://thursdaythunks.blogspot.com/2010/04/thursday-thunks-late-again-bite-me.html






The TT questions are brought to you by Berleen, the color of daisies and the number 0.


Got your taxes done? Ages ago, Turbo Tax all the way, babies!

What do batteries run on? Pink bunnies

What do chickens think we taste like? Poo, chickens don't like human flesh.

What do they call a French kiss in France? Kissing cousins, tres erotique!

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real
lemons? I don't know, why is it that they can make artificial lemon flavour and they can't cure AIDS?

How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? I don't say "what", it's rude. You say "sorry" or "pardon". 3 times usually.

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? Huh? When does that ever happen?

So Mel Gibson left his girlfriend - think he's finally heard of me? Obviously

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? HA! Nice.

Are you bothered that I didn't number these? Not really.

There's a Froggie Treasure Hunt going on... winner wins a $20 Amazon gift certificate ~ Why haven't you joined ICForums and started playing yet?

8 comments:

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

You don't say "what" because it's rude. Then what about "huh?" Just kidding, but I found that very funny! :) Your best was "Kissing cousins, tres erotique!" Happy Thursday!

Jodi said...

Loved your answers!!

Melissa Mashburn said...

My daughter's first "word" was "huh?"

Great answers

the eternal list said...

everyone poos, i learned that from a children's book

PorkStar said...

hahaha.. i usually say.. HUH??? to co workers though, just to piss them off

phairhead said...

bud: happy thursday!

jodi: thanks :D

MM: really? nice

eternal: and fittingly enough, most people like to keep that book in their bathrooms

porky: obviously :D

Dijea said...

Pink bunnies huh?

phairhead said...

dijea: hee hee! why not? :D