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Thursday, April 22, 2010

Thunks for the Memories

The TT questions are brought to you by Berleen, the color of peanut butter cups and the number 10.

My oldest demon (aka Demon #1) is in Oklahoma! The musical this weekend. Yep, my kid is a drama geek. Have you ever been in a play or musical? Were you in the drama club in high school? Hells YEAH! I was in an adult production of Aladdin's Magic Lamp when I was 9. They were only 3 other 4th graders chosen besides myself. And I was also in the chorus of The Emperor's Menagerie at faggy art camp.

You are walking down the road and the cops fly by you and stop at the house just a little ways down the street. It's the way you were going to go... do you take a detour to avoid it or do you just keep walking because, hey - you had the idea first! or do you walk by out of complete curiosity? If I'm already headed in that direction, why veer off course?

I drop a green crayon from the roof and Kimber drops a yellow one - which one will grow wings and fly before it hits the ground? Trick question! The crayons are actually dynamite.

What is the first section of the grocery store you go to? And I know that sentence doesn't sound right, but I don't care. Produce, to get my veggie on.

Do you like questions that have a yes or no answer or do you like to actually think for yourself and come up with something original? I like putting my flair and sexy personality into each question.

The wall directly in front of you... whats on it? Nothing. We still have to put the kitty cat clock up.

Sea salt? Sea pepper

420. You know what it is. It's a time, it's a day, it's a way of life. Did you celebrate yesterday? Nope, I don't indulge.

Can you read a tape measure? Yeah, I'm not totally inept.

The city/town/village that you live in... it's population is.....???? 25,000

If a laptop fell out of the sky do you think you could catch it? And if you did, do you think it's Finders Keepers? Only if it was the MacBook. Fuck you, Bill Gates!

Driving down the highway, driving down the interstate, driving down a dirt road that you are sure goes absolutely nowhere... whats the longest distance you have ever driven in one trip? Upstate NY to Vermont to NH to Maine. All in one day. I am awesome!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't lick, I bite ;)


Anonymous said...

I tried to read your post as per usual, but the font color made me brain hurt!

phairhead said...

I'm sorry :(

Hope you don't have an aneurysm because of me!

Albany Jane said...

Oh my gosh I love salt.

If a laptop fell out of the sky I would be running away from it. I took physics - do you know how much that would hurt?!

phairhead said...

AJ: hee hee! good call, my friend :)

Anonymous said...

faggy art camp or jesus camp, which one should i attend this summer?

phairhead said...

jesus all the way!