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Sunday, October 4, 2009

You like me! You really like me!

So the gorgeous and talented Cheeks at gave me this special and awesome award! I feel really honoured that you thought of me 1st. Thanks, lovey!

My mission upon receiving said award is to create a top 10 list of my choosing.

I'm a big geek and rely on others' wittiness to make me appear more so. And I present to you my Top 10 List of Favourite TV and Movie Quotes I Repeat Ad Nauseum:

10. "I don't know you! That's my purse!" -- Bobby Hill "King of the Hill" Ah, Bobby! He's such a clueless schmuck. He spent an entire episode kicking people in the junk. Comedy gold!

9. "A Royale w/ Cheese.." --Jules Winfield "Pulp Fiction" I don't even remember what a Quarter Pounder is anymore. When is the US gonna wake the fuck up and switch to the metric system?

8. "I am Batman!" --Sheldon Cooper "Big Bang Theory" I adore this show. All the stupid sci-fi and uber geeky references. SQUEE! Plus Jim Parsons, who plays Sheldon, is oh so fuckable. In this hi-larious epi, Sheldon is conjecturing about why Batman isn't a real super hero. "Anybody can do it!"

7. "I'm positively cuckoo for him!" --Holly Golightly "Breakfast at Tiffany's" Oh tragic and beautiful Audrey Hepburn trying to break it off w/ pre A-Team George Peppard.

6. "Give it on up to Homelessville!" -- Justin Timberlake "SNL" He was dressed as a cup of soup. Need I say more?

5. "Help. Police. Danger" -- Willy Wonka "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory" One of the many great one liners in one of my all time fave movies ever of all time. Gene Wilder and his fucking dead pan delivery.

4. "You google too" --Willow Rosenburg "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" Damn, Alyson Hannigan! You are too precious for words. Willow had so many great story arcs during "Buffy"'s TV reign. And secretly, I think I am Willow.

3. "I said no salt on the margarita! NO SALT!" --Milton Waddams "Office Space" I am the ultimate at imitating Milton. Don't even try.

2. "OK you big, funny gal. I'll be right back w/..... a hammock full of cake?" --Peter Griffin "Family Guy" At any given time, I will stop what I'm doing to watch "Family Guy". Peter isn't my favourite character but he's definitely the most fun to quote.

1. "Eat. My. Shorts" -- John Bender "The Breakfast Club" I even own socks w/ Judd Nelson's brooding face on them.

I must now pass the mantle of greatness onward. And I have to give it to Eternal List at He's one of the most amazing and funny writers I know. And I simply adore him.

Thanks again everybody, for reading my crazy ass drivel.


Anonymous said...

eat my shorts, bart is somewhere smiling

i'm honored, my dear phair, hmmm, now i have to think of a top ten for tomorrow...looks like a tea-night

Roaring Lion of Two Fisted Cool said...

It's not a crutch, it's just something I help to get through life.

Ahhh I love Bobby Hill too!

Roaring Lion of Two Fisted Cool said...

I use to...


phairhead said...

eternal: hence the Buffy quote instead of The Simpsons. too many Simpsons references to choose from.

kisses ;*

lion: bobby and boomhauer "Dang ol' fishin' magician"

Cheeks said...

We do like you, we really do! Good list, sugar britches.

Following is one of my favorite quotes (from The Simpson's) which I bust out at the most random of times. I love the confused silence that usually follows.

"Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio... in the world!" - Captain Lance Murdoch

phairhead said...

one of my fave epis, cheeky! love ya! : )

Travis said...

I can't believe I've found a Bobby Hill quote. I love that show. I was so sad they took it off the air!

phairhead said...

I know! Right?