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Monday, September 7, 2009

Labour Day Meme

Happy day off to everyone!
Play along if you like.

1) Men go topless at the beach. Why not women? Because we have nicer tits. And this country was founded by crazy Puritans.

2) Do you live in the city or the country? Describe your neighborhood. Well, my lovely new home is in the 'burbs. It's not permanent. Someday we'll have an isolated home in the country. Anyways, typical neighborhood. Dogs, kids, nicely manicured lawns. Except for our disgusting neighbors that have left their laundry out to dry since the end of June and oil stains in the driveway and grass so high you need a machete to get to their front door.

3) Describe one of your bad habits? I have absolutely no patience for fucking idiots. I'm not going to hold yr hand and try to explain shit to you 30 times in a row! Fucking pay attention, you vapid whore!

4) Show and Tell. What comes to mind first when you see this picture? Or, tell a story if it reminds you of one. "X marks my spot"


Anonymous said...

the puritans actually had their own private nude beach, it's just that no historian ever found out

sorry about all that laundry, neighbor, the washing machine broke down, i didn't know how to fix it, and i didn't want to be discovered as a man who wasn't handy, would have had to give up my man card, see?

phairhead said...

the puritan nude beach, of course! they went buck wild there and showed off their ankles!

; )

Dijea said...

1. Who says I don't go topless at the beach?
2. City - but by a lake so I don't feel so urban. And my neighborhood is typical except for the Yard Retard next door who plants funky grass, waters 3 times a day and is basically an idiot.
4. Check the box.

phairhead said...

dijea, maybe the yard idiot has OCD

Cheeks said...

You vapid whore - nice!

I've been to 2 nude beaches and one I simply rode past on a bike tour around the island. That was at a resort in Puerto Rico on a work trip and our corporate attorney was taking off his towel as I rode by. *shudders at the memory*

I like hanging clothes out to dry - they smell sooooo good! But I don't leave 'em out for 2 months. Ick.

phairhead said...

the people who frequent nude beaches are never people you want to see sans clothing

Albany Jane said...

Hooray for nude beaches!

Oh, I also love how fresh laundry smells off of the line. I was just sniffing Albany John last night since his shirt smelled so good!

phairhead said...

heh heh! i sniff Sexybeasts shirts all the time! he smells so nummy. plus i love doing laundry

Daniel B. said...

1) As a man, I do not always go topless at the beach. I like feeling the wind in my shirt.

2) Do you live in the city or the country? Describe your neighborhood.

I do not live in the country. It is more like the city, but with trees, and no homeless people.

3) Describe one of your bad habits?

TMI Tuesday: I pick out my facial hairs.

4) Glue ultimately fails.

phairhead said...

daniel: love yr answer to #4