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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Moscow Mule


That's me in in all my chest-ical glory.

Top Chef time. This epi was tedious.

For the Quickfire, another lame Vegas schtick. The cheftestants had to roll the dice on a craps table, the total on the dice was the amount of ingredients they could cook w/. Anybody else associate craps w/ poo? Just me then. And on the bottom end of the things were Jesse (aww, I like her) w/ her mushy scallops, Eve and sloppy yuckiness and asparagus and Bryan w/ his raw poached fish. And the wiener was Bryan's brother Michael. That's gotta hurt! He made a barfy looking but tasty gazpacho . He gets immunity and 15g's.

And for the Elimination Challenge, it was a battle of the sexes as the boys and girls had to prepare a luncheon paired w/ an alcoholic beverage for a Bachelor/ Bacherlorette party. And Ashley, one of the lesbian cheftestants had a fucking cow over the challenge. The personal is political but sometimes you have to separate yrself from that shit. The boys won and the extra special winner was Bryan. Ah sweet redemption of the guacamole variety. And packing her knives was Eve. Apparently she doesn't know how to season food.

Eve is coming home, Cheeks : )

12 comments:

Roaring Lion of Two Fisted Cool said...

I always thought cupcakes were just muffin whores. Who knew? What does that make ding-dongs?

the eternal list said...

hello, my name is eternal, how are you?

doing a little early HNT, huh? nice, very very nice

now on the topic of muffintops...

Cheeks said...

Holy boobage - nice rack! ;)

*sigh* Eve sucks.

Leslie said...

Nice shirt. Nice boobs, too. :P

phairhead said...

lion, dings dongs are the dildos of the pastry world.

eternal: i can't be hemmed in by rules!

cheeks and les: thanks! see, i'm not just a brain. i'm hot too!

Roaring Lion of Two Fisted Cool said...

Oh man, I sure do love me some pastry dildos then.

Does that make me bakery gay?

Albany Jane said...

AH HAHAHAHAHA - AWESOME.

I also agree, unless they are heavily coated in a crumble. Then they are moderately attractive.

phairhead said...

lion: only in the sense that yr lively ;)

albanyjane: the rest of the shirt is funny too! 'cause the muffin is crying and the cupcakes look smug. poor lonely muffin : (

Amorous Rocker said...

Lol! That is awesome. That shirt rocks.

phairhead said...

AR: thank you really. it means a lot to me that you don't think i'm really lame : )

Organic Meatbag said...

Chesticals = glory... those are two words that belong together!

phairhead said...

we need to make it part of the lexicon