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Thursday, June 10, 2010

Thunker-ella

http://thursdaythunks.blogspot.com/2010/06/duct-tape-and-patio-furniture.html



The TT questions are brought to you by Berleen, the color of my rocking tan I've got going and the number 45.

Driver's Ed. Demon #1 is taking it right now. Did you pass your driver's test the first time you took it? Yes indeedy! And the dude from DMV had the nicest eyes.

You are sitting outside on your deck in your comfy lawn chair, feet are up and the temp outside is perfect. There are no bugs to bite you and ruin the night... it's peaceful and all you can hear is the birds singing and an occasional cricket. Whats in your hand? Iced tea or pineapple juice w/ coconut rum.

How many graduation parties and weddings do you have to attend this summer? Ok.. how many are you invited to? Zero and zero.

There is no other choice in the matter - you must transform into a different race, but the catch is that you get to pick which race. What will you now be? Mexican Indian

Someone once said that the grass isn't greener on the other side... are you jealous of your neighbor's lawn? More like their lawn furniture. It's all simple and Japanese.

Bud is walking along a beach barefooted and steps on a piece of glass buried deep in the sand. His foot is bleeding... does he cry, swear or stomp around on his other foot? He shoves his foot in his mouth and sucks on his wound.

I'm gonna take you fishing... are you going to be a whiny baby and not bait your own hook and when you catch a fish am I gonna have to take it off the hook for you? I'm gonna shove that worm on the hook so fast it'll make yr head spin!

From a Facebook friend: When asked what would you bring with you to a deserted island, why doesn't anyone answer "a boat"? Because most people would rather die on land than in the water.

Hamburger buns - sesame seeds or not? Eh... I could go either way.

From Demon #1: Whats your favorite flavor of water? EWWWWW flavoured water is disgrossting! I like regular old tap water.

Eclipse is coming out this month... are you going to see it? I'd rather shove rusty pitchforks in my eyes.










8 comments:

Ace said...

Pineapple juice with coconut rum is my favorite! Try adding a splash of cranberry to it...mmmmmm.

Have a great day!

Jodi said...

That drink sounds yummy! Happy Thursday!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

You are confusing me with someone who is really limber! :) Great job...

I am Harriet said...

I am so with you on the rusty pitchforks!

Have a great Thursday!
http://harrietandfriends.com/2010/06/want-to-get-famous-13-blog-tips/

phairhead said...

Happy Thursday, everbody!

Dijea said...

Margarita - this is Texas and that's is the evening beverage of cho

Just A. Girl said...

I wonder if anybody actually has an opinion about sesame seeds.

Fishing... Hmm... something I enjoyed when I was a child and haven't done since then.

phairhead said...

Dijea: mmmm margarita!

JAG: i think more people care about poppy seeds