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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

In ya Tall Bitches Faces!

Top Model time, y'all.

Whoo whee! There was a lot of back biting and triangulating in this epi. And I ate that shit right up!

To humiliate the hamsters even further, they were forced to walk in a fashion show w/ a partner an Amazon sized model. It looked so freakin' weird! And the winner was snooty tooty Brittany. She seems so uptight and un-fun. Brittany and 2 of the other hamsters get to appear in a Seventeen magazine photo spread. Seventeen ain't no Sassy!

For the photo shoot, the hamsters had to appear and pose tall. Pshaw! All you have to do to make yr self taller is sleep for 12 hours, wear pin strips and platforms and walk a tiny dog. Right, Bart? And photo o' the week, went to manly Kara. Damn! She looks like a cave woman. Ugh! And taking the bus back to mama was Lulu 'cause she was resting on pretty.

Stay tuned for more misadventures...

2 comments:

Lydia said...

Did I miss make over day?

phairhead said...

they had the nerve to do makeovers before the 1st photo shoot! lameness