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Sunday, November 6, 2011

In the Belly of the Beast

Today we ripped off a blogger namedTense Teacher from the blog Tense for a Reason. It's long so we'll do it in two parts. She stole it from The Coffee Table. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. Take the time to comment on other player's posts. It's a great way to make new friends! Link back to us at Sunday Stealing!

Sunday Stealing: The Madness Meme, Part 1

Cheers to all of us thieves!

1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work? Licked?! No........I usually rub them on my boobs

2. What’s the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated? 10 years older, Bob the 1st guy I ever slept w/

3. Ever been in a car wreck? Several.....we're not talking about though

4. Were you popular in high school? Does hell go w/ no?

5. Have you ever been on a blind date? Yup, quite a few. Let me put it this way, you have to dig through a lot of dirt before you get to the treasure.

6. Are looks important? To a degree, I'm not vain but thank God SB is not butt.

7. Do you have any friends that you’ve known for 10 years or more? Yes, I play for keeps

8. By what age would you like to be married? I already am married, I was 35 at the time.

9. Does the number of people a person’s slept with affect your view of them? Not at all

10. Have you ever made a mistake? Seriously!? Who the fuck thinks of these question?

11. Are you a good tipper? I think 20% is good for tips.

12. What’s the most you have spent for a haircut? My stylist is expensive, it's about $65 for a haircut

13. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Yes, when I spent a semester in Mexico. His name was Jose & he was only 5 years older than me. He liked my hair and hugged me!

14. Have you ever peed in public? Only accidentally

15. What song do you want played at your funeral? EXCELLENT question! "Anywhere I Lay my Head" by Tom Waits

16. Would you tell your parents if you were gay? Yes

17. What would your last meal be before getting executed? Prime rib, cheesy garlic mashed potatoes, Lima beans and German chocolate cake secretly seasoned w/ motherfucker is gonna execute me!

18. Beatles or Stones? Beatles always and forever

19. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be? Wow! A disgusting animal abuser.

20. Beer, wine or hard liquor? Hard liquor

21. Do you have any phobias? Small enclosed places, nuclear war, splatter flicks.

22. What are your plans for the future? Get a supervisory position at my job, finish the house, get out of debt.


Elliot MacLeod-Michael said...

At my funeral I want them to play "I Touch Myself" by The Divinyls.

phairhead said...

That would be tremendous!