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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Make Over?

This cycle on Top Model, Tyrant switched things up and make overs were this week's episode. To me, that seems like a waste of money. I like it when they hold off on that sorta thing. Kortnie w/ a bad tan looks super cute w/ auburn shoulder length hair. Too bad they can't do anything about her orange skin. Crazy eyed but still adorable Allison now has long blonde Barbie hair. Put her back, she looks like a prosti-tot! Honest to Pete, they make overs are especially horrible this time 'round. And yes we have a crier folks, it's Fo. She's half Mexican/ half black and all tears! Seriously, it's hair, it will grow back. And she looked great w/ her mod pixie cut.

Also starting this week, the crazy ass challenges. The hamsters meet up w/ their awesome make up artist Sutan. He's the bee's knees, people! Anyways, enough my my fag hagging, Sutan breaks the hamsters up in 4 teams of 3. The teams scour the streets of NYC to find a attention whore to bust a make over on w/ craptastic Cover Girl products. The weiners were Sandra (mean bitch), Aminat (meh) and Celia (big jaw but very good dress sense). Their photo shoot photo will be displayed on That's pretty sucky prize if you ask me.

For the photo shoot, the hamsters pose in their challenge groups and have to "light" themselves. They have to these penisy light sticks things that don't actually light. And the photographer for this week is none other Mr. Nigel Barker, one of the judges and a sexy bald man to boot. And the top photo for the week is Teyona of the face caught in a wind tunnel. Seriously, she's very odd looking. And hitting the bricks is Jessica who appearantly has never heard a lick of criticism in her pretty perfect life and it doesn't matter 'cause she's hotter than all the other hamsters. Way to be humble, jack ass!

After my writing about my poor self-image, watching thin tall women is not really theraputic. I at least take some solace in the fact that I can read a whole book and understand it.


Lydia said...

I bet some of those model girls have even bigger self image issues than the rest of us.

now that makeovers are done, i may not need to watch tryanasarus banks and her modelettes this "cycle." man--why does she call it a cycle anyway? does she think they're like caterpillars becoming butterflies? cycle is more like monthly cycle...thats more appropriate.

phairhead said...

perhaps Tyrant is referring to her cycle of mood swings?

Albany Jane said...

Hahaha - I am just imagining twee hamsters with extensions, falsies and lotsa make up. Thanks for making me smile!!

is this awesome/weird? My word verification is "mating"

I'm goin' with AWESOME!

phairhead said...

AJ: no yr awesome!